Shut your mouth can’t you see that I’m ignoring you?
Your lips are moving up and down, you’re trying to get a message through
But here and now I’m absolutely miles away
I’m thinking of a million things, I don’t know what you’re trying to say

You’ve got to put me out your misery (misery)
You’re talking and you’re talking and you never shut up (and you’re fucking up)
You’re wearing on my patience and my sanity (sanity)
Here’s 50p go and phone someone who gives a shit

‘Cos I’m all alone, by myself (aa-aa)
So go and talk to someone else

I’ve got conversation constipation
Just took a small vacation
In silence and thunder
And your mouth just put me under
Stall the rage

‘Cos all of the good boys and girls in the world do the channel bop
‘Cos all of the good boys and girls in the world do the channel bop
‘Cos all of the good boys and girls in the world do the channel bop

Late at night I lock myself inside my private room
Until the fighting dies and normal service was resumed
And now I’m back, I guess I never really went away
It’s kinda cold in here, but it’s a welcome stay

So when I choke on the silage that you’re puking out (puking out)
D’ya mind if I see you as vibrato potato (ta-ta)
Shit out of things that we can talk about (talk about)
So let’s try “Goodbye, see you round nine o’clock”

Au revoir, closing down
I tried to warn you but you’re in blab town

I’ve got conversation constipation
Just took a small vacation
In silence and thunder
And your mouth just put me under
Stall the rage

‘Cos all of the good boys and girls in the world do the channel bop
‘Cos all of the good boys and girls in the world do the channel bop
‘Cos all of the good boys and girls in the world do the channel bop

Cold patootie tango, cold patootie tango
Cold patootie tango, cold patootie tango

‘Cos I’m all alone, by myself
So go and talk to someone else

I’ve got conversation constipation
Just took a small vacation
In silence and thunder
And your mouth just put me under
Stall the rage

‘Cos all of the good boys and girls in the world do the channel bop
‘Cos all of the good boys and girls in the world do the channel bop
‘Cos all of the good boys and girls in the world do the channel bop
‘Cos all of the good boys and girls in the world do the…

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