My lifes in jeopardy
My lifes in jeopardy
Murdered in cold blood is what Im gonna be
Murdered in cold blood is what Im gonna be
I aint been home since friday night
I aint been home since friday night
And now my wife is coming after me
And now my wife is coming after me

Give me police protection
Give me police protection
Gonna buy a gun so
Gonna buy a gun so
I can look after number one
I can look after number one
Give me a bodyguard
Give me a bodyguard
A back belt judo expert with a machine gun
A back belt judo expert with a machine gun

Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane
Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane
When she catches up with me
When she catches up with me
Wont be no time to explain
Wont be no time to explain
She thinks Ive been with another woman
She thinks Ive been with another woman
And thats enough to send her half insane
And thats enough to send her half insane
Gonna buy a fast car
Gonna buy a fast car
Put on my lead boots
Put on my lead boots
And take a long, long drive
And take a long, long drive
I may end up spending all my money
I may end up spending all my money
But Ill still be alive
But Ill still be alive

All I did was have a bit too much to drink
All I did was have a bit too much to drink
And I picked the wrong precinct
And I picked the wrong precinct
Got picked up by the law
Got picked up by the law
And now I aint got time to think
And now I aint got time to think

Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane
Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane
When she catches up with me
When she catches up with me
Wont be no time to explain
Wont be no time to explain
She thinks Ive been with another woman
She thinks Ive been with another woman
And thats enough to send her half insane
And thats enough to send her half insane
Gonna buy a fast car
Gonna buy a fast car
Put on my lead boots
Put on my lead boots
And take a long, long drive
And take a long, long drive
I may end up spending all my money
I may end up spending all my money
But Ill still be alive
But Ill still be alive

And Im oh so tired of running
And Im oh so tired of running
Gonna lay down on the floor
Gonna lay down on the floor
I gotta rest some time so
I gotta rest some time so
I can get to run some more
I can get to run some more

Shes comin!
Shes comin!
Shes comin!
Shes comin!

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