Hello operator...
Can you give me number nine?
Can I see you later?
Will you give me back my dime?
Turn the oscillator,
Twist it with a dollar bill,
Mail man bring the paper
Leave it on my window sill.

Find a canary,
A bird to bring my message home.
Carry my obituary,
My coffin doesn't have a phone.
How you gonna get the money?
Send papers to an empty home?
How you gonna get the money?
Nobody to answer the phone.

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