[From "The Simpsons", Ep. EABF12 - April 13, 2003
to the tune of "Life Goes On (Jack and Diane)" by John `"Cougar" Melloncamp]

Little ditty 'bout Homer and Marge
Her heart was as big as his stomach was large

Oh yeah, they say love goes on
Long after the grilled cheese sandwich is gone

(During credits)
That's the story 'bout Homer and Marge
Two folks I helped out for a nominal charge

After Homer went gay, they patched up their schism
But the dude never dealt with his alcoholism

Weird Al sayin'... oh yeah, the credits go on
Long after the viewer's interest is gone

Oh yeah, Weird Al had fun on this show
Even if it was just a brief cameo

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