Weird Al Yankovic Lyrics


By popularity
  1. Whatever You Like
  2. The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory Version)
  3. Constipated
  4. Star Wars Gangsta Rap
  5. Homer And Marge
  6. White And Nerdy
  7. The Night Santa Went Crazy
  8. Ode To A Superhero
  9. White & Nerdy
  10. Canadian Idiot
  11. Eat It
  12. A Complicated Song
  13. Amish Paradise
  14. Cows With Guns
  15. Ugly Girl (Barbie Girl Parody)
  16. You Don't Love Me Anymore
  17. You're Pitiful
  18. WANNA BE UR LOVR
  19. Free Delivery
  20. Trapped In The Drive-thru
  21. Green Eggs And Ham
  22. eBay
  23. I'm So Sick Of You
  24. Don't Touch That
  25. You Don’t Love Me Anymore
  26. Laundry Day
  27. Confessions Part Iii
  28. Achy Breaky Song
  29. One More Minute
  30. Barney's On Fire
  31. Truck Drivin' Song
  32. Alternative Polka
  33. Virus Alert
  34. Bob
  35. George Of The Jungle
  36. Polkarama!
  37. Chicken Pot Pie
  38. King Of Suede
  39. Hardware Store
  40. Couch Potato
  41. I Can’t Watch This
  42. Headline News
  43. Fat
  44. The Weird Al Show Theme
  45. Yoda
  46. It's Still Billy Joel To Me
  47. Bohemian Polka
  48. Dare To Be Stupid
  49. I Want A New Duck
  50. Frank's 2000 TV
  51. Polka Power!
  52. Albuquerque
  53. Trigger Happy
  54. Cavity Search
  55. Close But No Cigar
  56. Hooked On Polkas
  57. Yoda Chant
  58. I'll Repair For You
  59. Since You've Been Gone
  60. Good Enough For Now
  61. Weasel Stomping Day
  62. Gump
  63. Smells Like Nirvana
  64. Jerry Springer
  65. I Love Rocky Road
  66. Your Horoscope For Today
  67. I'll Sue Ya
  68. I Think I'm A Clone Now
  69. Another One Rides The Bus
  70. I Think I’m A Clone Now
  71. Generic Blues
  72. Toothless People
  73. Do I Creep You Out
  74. Happy Birthday
  75. I’m So Sick Of You
  76. Cable TV
  77. The Beer Song
  78. Germs
  79. Which Backstreet Boy Is Gay
  80. Flatbush Avenue
  81. Phony Calls
  82. Burger King
  83. Hot Rocks Polka
  84. Syndicated, Inc.
  85. Spam
  86. Gee, I'm A Nerd
  87. Callin' In Sick
  88. Living With A Hernia
  89. The Rye And The Kaiser
  90. Since You’ve Been Gone
  91. I Remember Larry
  92. Angry White Boy Polka
  93. The Saga Begins
  94. I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead
  95. Pacman
  96. I Lost On Jeopardy
  97. Harvey The Wonder Hamster
  98. Traffic Jam
  99. Like A Surgeon
  100. Gee, I’m A Nerd
  101. This Is The Life
  102. Bomb Sadam
  103. Don't Wear Those Shoes
  104. Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep
  105. Talk Soup
  106. Airline Amy
  107. Born To Be Mild
  108. Ricky
  109. UHF
  110. I Can't Watch This
  111. Good Old Days
  112. One Of Those Days
  113. That Boy Could Dance
  114. Don't Download This Song
  115. Hit Me With A Rock
  116. Buy Me A Condo
  117. The Plumbing Song
  118. The White Stuff
  119. Young, Dumb & Ugly
  120. Jurassic Park
  121. Let Me Be Your Hog
  122. Polka Your Eyes Out
  123. Fast Food
  124. Here's Johnny
  125. Twister
  126. Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut
  127. Midnight Star
  128. Money For Nothing / Beverly Hillbillies
  129. Matter Of Crust
  130. She Drives Like Crazy
  131. Lasagna
  132. Velvet Elvis
  133. Christmas At Ground Zero
  134. Fatter
  135. Polkas On 45
  136. Theme From Rocky XIII
  137. The Rye & The Kaiser
  138. Whole Lotta Lunch
  139. Bedrock Anthem
  140. Dog Eat Dog
  141. Star Wars Copa Cabana
  142. The Alternative Polka
  143. It’s All About The Pentiums
  144. Gravy On You
  145. Here’s Johnny
  146. Since You’ve Been Gone - Live
  147. I Was Only Kidding
  148. Belvedere Cruising
  149. It’s Moldy Now
  150. E-Bay
  151. Polkamon
  152. When I Was Your Age
  153. (This Song's Just) Six Words Long
  154. Don’t You Forget About Meat
  155. Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung
  156. Baby Likes Burping
  157. Such A Groovy Guy
  158. 1985 Food Medley - 04 - Burger King
  159. Take Me To The Liver
  160. Stop Draggin' My Car Around
  161. Won't Eat Prunes Again
  162. Avocado
  163. Gotta Boogie
  164. Livin' In The Fridge
  165. 1985 Food Medley - 02 - Doctor
  166. Pretty Fly For A Rabbi
  167. Six Words Long
  168. Won’t Eat Prunes Again
  169. Taco Grande
  170. Take Me Down
  171. Frank’s 2000 Tv
  172. The Brady Bunch
  173. I’ll Be Mellow When I’m Dead
  174. Fun Zone
  175. Everything You Know Is Wrong
  176. It’s Still Billy Joel To Me
  177. Isle Thing
  178. Mr. Popeil
  179. Grapefruit Diet
  180. Spameater
  181. It's All About The Pentiums
  182. Trash Day
  183. Alimony
  184. Polka Patterns
  185. Nature Trail To Hell
  186. Buckingham Blues
  187. Leisure Suit Serenade
  188. Take The L Out Of Liver
  189. Dr. Demento Radio Promo
  190. Genius In France
  191. Party At The Leper Colony
  192. The Check's In The Mail
  193. 1985 Food Medley - 11 - Avocado
  194. My Bologna
  195. School Cafeteria - Version 1
  196. The Hot Rocks Polka
  197. Addicted To Spuds
  198. You Don't Take Your Showers
  199. Waffle King
  200. Gandhi II
  201. Polka Party!
  202. Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch
  203. My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder
  204. Melanie
  205. Crampton Comes Alive
  206. Bologna
  207. Christmas Memories Of "weird Al" Yankovic
  208. Since You've Been Gone - Live
  209. Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White
  210. We Got The Beef
  211. The Ballad Of Kent Marlow
  212. 1985 Food Medley - 07 - The Rye And The Kaiser
  213. Girls Just Want To Have Lunch
  214. jurrasic park
  215. Holiday Greetings 1988
  216. I Feel Like Throwin’ Up
  217. If I Could Make Love To A Bottle
  218. You Don’t Take Your Showers
  219. 1985 Food Medley - 06 - Girls Just Want To Have Lunch
  220. 1985 Food Medley - 08 - I Love Rocky Road
  221. Green Eggs & Ham
  222. Snack All Night
  223. 1985 Food Medley - 09 - Spameater
  224. young, dumb, and ugly
  225. Dead Car Battery Blues
  226. Holiday Greetings 1987
  227. Spatula City
  228. Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios
  229. Pancreas
  230. 1985 Food Medley - 13 - Bologna
  231. The Check’s In The Mail
  232. Kidstar 1250 Radio Promotion
  233. School Cafeteria - Version 2
  234. The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory)
  235. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 07
  236. You Make Me
  237. 1985 Food Medley - 12 - Whole Lotta Lunch
  238. 1985 Food Medley - 03 - Steak Number 3
  239. Attack Of The Radioactive Hampster From A Planet N
  240. Why Does This Always Happen To Me?
  241. 1985 Food Medley - 01 - It's Moldy Now
  242. Title Of The Song In Question
  243. Ugly Irl
  244. 1985 Food Medley - 10 - I Feel Like Throwin' Up
  245. Nobody Here But Us Frogs
  246. Dr. Demento's 15th Anniversary Special
  247. Wanna B Ur Lovr
  248. 1985 Food Medley - 05 - Don't You Forget About Meat
  249. Six Words Long (This Song Is Just)
  250. Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me
  251. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 11
  252. She Never Told Me She Was A Mime
  253. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 09
  254. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 06
  255. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 12
  256. Christmas Memories Or Weird Al Yankovic
  257. Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars
  258. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 01
  259. What If God Smoked Cannabis
  260. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 02
  261. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 03
  262. Realradio 104.1
  263. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 13
  264. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 10
  265. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 04
  266. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 08
  267. Hooker On A Corner
  268. The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
  269. Steak Number 3
  270. Weenie In A Bottle
  271. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 05
  272. Slime Creatures From Outer Space
  273. My Baby’s In Love With Eddie Vedder
  274. The Backwards Section From Nature Trail To Hell
  275. Cats In The Kettle
  276. Trapped At The Drive Through
  277. I'll Repair For You (A Theme For Home Improvement)
  278. Couch
  279. Your Pitiful
  280. Night Santa Went Crazy
  281. Pretty Fly For A Rabi
  282. Thats Your Horoscope For To Day
  283. Saga Begins
  284. Money For Nothingbeverly Hillbillies
  285. Craigslist
  286. Skipper Dan
  287. CNR
  288. Callin’ In Sick
  289. Christmas Memories Of Weird Al Yankovic
  290. Frank's 2000" TV
  291. Livin’ In The Fridge
  292. Money For Nothing/beverly Hillbillies
  293. Syndicated Inc.
  294. Take The "L" Out Of Liver
  295. Truck Drivin’ Song

In alphabetical order
  1. (This Song's Just) Six Words Long
  2. 1985 Food Medley - 01 - It's Moldy Now
  3. 1985 Food Medley - 02 - Doctor
  4. 1985 Food Medley - 03 - Steak Number 3
  5. 1985 Food Medley - 04 - Burger King
  6. 1985 Food Medley - 05 - Don't You Forget About Meat
  7. 1985 Food Medley - 06 - Girls Just Want To Have Lunch
  8. 1985 Food Medley - 07 - The Rye And The Kaiser
  9. 1985 Food Medley - 08 - I Love Rocky Road
  10. 1985 Food Medley - 09 - Spameater
  11. 1985 Food Medley - 10 - I Feel Like Throwin' Up
  12. 1985 Food Medley - 11 - Avocado
  13. 1985 Food Medley - 12 - Whole Lotta Lunch
  14. 1985 Food Medley - 13 - Bologna
  15. A Complicated Song
  16. Achy Breaky Song
  17. Addicted To Spuds
  18. Airline Amy
  19. Albuquerque
  20. Alimony
  21. Alternative Polka
  22. Amish Paradise
  23. Angry White Boy Polka
  24. Another One Rides The Bus
  25. Attack Of The Radioactive Hampster From A Planet N
  26. Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars
  27. Avocado
  28. Baby Likes Burping
  29. Barney's On Fire
  30. Bedrock Anthem
  31. Belvedere Cruising
  32. Bob
  33. Bohemian Polka
  34. Bologna
  35. Bomb Sadam
  36. Born To Be Mild
  37. Buckingham Blues
  38. Burger King
  39. Buy Me A Condo
  40. Cable TV
  41. Callin' In Sick
  42. Callin’ In Sick
  43. Canadian Idiot
  44. Cats In The Kettle
  45. Cavity Search
  46. Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios
  47. Chicken Pot Pie
  48. Christmas At Ground Zero
  49. Christmas Memories Of "weird Al" Yankovic
  50. Christmas Memories Of Weird Al Yankovic
  51. Christmas Memories Or Weird Al Yankovic
  52. Close But No Cigar
  53. CNR
  54. Confessions Part Iii
  55. Constipated
  56. Couch
  57. Couch Potato
  58. Cows With Guns
  59. Craigslist
  60. Crampton Comes Alive
  61. Dare To Be Stupid
  62. Dead Car Battery Blues
  63. Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep
  64. Do I Creep You Out
  65. Dog Eat Dog
  66. Don't Download This Song
  67. Don't Touch That
  68. Don't Wear Those Shoes
  69. Don’t You Forget About Meat
  70. Dr. Demento Radio Promo
  71. Dr. Demento's 15th Anniversary Special
  72. E-Bay
  73. Eat It
  74. eBay
  75. Everything You Know Is Wrong
  76. Fast Food
  77. Fat
  78. Fatter
  79. Flatbush Avenue
  80. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 01
  81. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 02
  82. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 03
  83. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 04
  84. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 05
  85. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 06
  86. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 07
  87. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 08
  88. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 09
  89. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 10
  90. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 11
  91. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 12
  92. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 13
  93. Frank's 2000 TV
  94. Frank's 2000" TV
  95. Frank’s 2000 Tv
  96. Free Delivery
  97. Fun Zone
  98. Gandhi II
  99. Gee, I'm A Nerd
  100. Gee, I’m A Nerd
  101. Generic Blues
  102. Genius In France
  103. George Of The Jungle
  104. Germs
  105. Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch
  106. Girls Just Want To Have Lunch
  107. Good Enough For Now
  108. Good Old Days
  109. Gotta Boogie
  110. Grapefruit Diet
  111. Gravy On You
  112. Green Eggs & Ham
  113. Green Eggs And Ham
  114. Gump
  115. Happy Birthday
  116. Hardware Store
  117. Harvey The Wonder Hamster
  118. Headline News
  119. Here's Johnny
  120. Here’s Johnny
  121. Hit Me With A Rock
  122. Holiday Greetings 1987
  123. Holiday Greetings 1988
  124. Homer And Marge
  125. Hooked On Polkas
  126. Hooker On A Corner
  127. Hot Rocks Polka
  128. I Can't Watch This
  129. I Can’t Watch This
  130. I Feel Like Throwin’ Up
  131. I Lost On Jeopardy
  132. I Love Rocky Road
  133. I Remember Larry
  134. I Think I'm A Clone Now
  135. I Think I’m A Clone Now
  136. I Want A New Duck
  137. I Was Only Kidding
  138. I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead
  139. I'll Repair For You
  140. I'll Repair For You (A Theme For Home Improvement)
  141. I'll Sue Ya
  142. I'm So Sick Of You
  143. If I Could Make Love To A Bottle
  144. Isle Thing
  145. It's All About The Pentiums
  146. It's Still Billy Joel To Me
  147. It’s All About The Pentiums
  148. It’s Moldy Now
  149. It’s Still Billy Joel To Me
  150. I’ll Be Mellow When I’m Dead
  151. I’m So Sick Of You
  152. Jerry Springer
  153. Jurassic Park
  154. jurrasic park
  155. Kidstar 1250 Radio Promotion
  156. King Of Suede
  157. Lasagna
  158. Laundry Day
  159. Leisure Suit Serenade
  160. Let Me Be Your Hog
  161. Like A Surgeon
  162. Livin' In The Fridge
  163. Living With A Hernia
  164. Livin’ In The Fridge
  165. Matter Of Crust
  166. Melanie
  167. Midnight Star
  168. Money For Nothing / Beverly Hillbillies
  169. Money For Nothing/beverly Hillbillies
  170. Money For Nothingbeverly Hillbillies
  171. Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung
  172. Mr. Popeil
  173. My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder
  174. My Baby’s In Love With Eddie Vedder
  175. My Bologna
  176. Nature Trail To Hell
  177. Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me
  178. Night Santa Went Crazy
  179. Nobody Here But Us Frogs
  180. Ode To A Superhero
  181. One More Minute
  182. One Of Those Days
  183. Pacman
  184. Pancreas
  185. Party At The Leper Colony
  186. Phony Calls
  187. Polka Party!
  188. Polka Patterns
  189. Polka Power!
  190. Polka Your Eyes Out
  191. Polkamon
  192. Polkarama!
  193. Polkas On 45
  194. Pretty Fly For A Rabbi
  195. Pretty Fly For A Rabi
  196. Realradio 104.1
  197. Ricky
  198. Saga Begins
  199. School Cafeteria - Version 1
  200. School Cafeteria - Version 2
  201. She Drives Like Crazy
  202. She Never Told Me She Was A Mime
  203. Since You've Been Gone
  204. Since You've Been Gone - Live
  205. Since You’ve Been Gone
  206. Since You’ve Been Gone - Live
  207. Six Words Long
  208. Six Words Long (This Song Is Just)
  209. Skipper Dan
  210. Slime Creatures From Outer Space
  211. Smells Like Nirvana
  212. Snack All Night
  213. Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut
  214. Spam
  215. Spameater
  216. Spatula City
  217. Star Wars Copa Cabana
  218. Star Wars Gangsta Rap
  219. Steak Number 3
  220. Stop Draggin' My Car Around
  221. Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White
  222. Such A Groovy Guy
  223. Syndicated Inc.
  224. Syndicated, Inc.
  225. Taco Grande
  226. Take Me Down
  227. Take Me To The Liver
  228. Take The "L" Out Of Liver
  229. Take The L Out Of Liver
  230. Talk Soup
  231. That Boy Could Dance
  232. Thats Your Horoscope For To Day
  233. The Alternative Polka
  234. The Backwards Section From Nature Trail To Hell
  235. The Ballad Of Kent Marlow
  236. The Beer Song
  237. The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
  238. The Brady Bunch
  239. The Check's In The Mail
  240. The Check’s In The Mail
  241. The Hot Rocks Polka
  242. The Night Santa Went Crazy
  243. The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory Version)
  244. The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory)
  245. The Plumbing Song
  246. The Rye & The Kaiser
  247. The Rye And The Kaiser
  248. The Saga Begins
  249. The Weird Al Show Theme
  250. The White Stuff
  251. Theme From Rocky XIII
  252. This Is The Life
  253. Title Of The Song In Question
  254. Toothless People
  255. Traffic Jam
  256. Trapped At The Drive Through
  257. Trapped In The Drive-thru
  258. Trash Day
  259. Trigger Happy
  260. Truck Drivin' Song
  261. Truck Drivin’ Song
  262. Twister
  263. Ugly Girl (Barbie Girl Parody)
  264. Ugly Irl
  265. UHF
  266. Velvet Elvis
  267. Virus Alert
  268. Waffle King
  269. Wanna B Ur Lovr
  270. WANNA BE UR LOVR
  271. We Got The Beef
  272. Weasel Stomping Day
  273. Weenie In A Bottle
  274. What If God Smoked Cannabis
  275. Whatever You Like
  276. When I Was Your Age
  277. Which Backstreet Boy Is Gay
  278. White & Nerdy
  279. White And Nerdy
  280. Whole Lotta Lunch
  281. Why Does This Always Happen To Me?
  282. Won't Eat Prunes Again
  283. Won’t Eat Prunes Again
  284. Yoda
  285. Yoda Chant
  286. You Don't Love Me Anymore
  287. You Don't Take Your Showers
  288. You Don’t Love Me Anymore
  289. You Don’t Take Your Showers
  290. You Make Me
  291. You're Pitiful
  292. Young, Dumb & Ugly
  293. young, dumb, and ugly
  294. Your Horoscope For Today
  295. Your Pitiful