Weird Al Yankovic Lyrics


By popularity
  1. Whatever You Like
  2. The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory Version)
  3. Constipated
  4. Star Wars Gangsta Rap
  5. Homer And Marge
  6. White And Nerdy
  7. The Night Santa Went Crazy
  8. Canadian Idiot
  9. Eat It
  10. White & Nerdy
  11. You Don't Love Me Anymore
  12. Cows With Guns
  13. Ode To A Superhero
  14. Ugly Girl (Barbie Girl Parody)
  15. Amish Paradise
  16. A Complicated Song
  17. You're Pitiful
  18. Trapped In The Drive-thru
  19. WANNA BE UR LOVR
  20. eBay
  21. Don't Touch That
  22. Laundry Day
  23. Confessions Part Iii
  24. Free Delivery
  25. Achy Breaky Song
  26. Alternative Polka
  27. I'm So Sick Of You
  28. Green Eggs And Ham
  29. Virus Alert
  30. Truck Drivin' Song
  31. You Don’t Love Me Anymore
  32. Hardware Store
  33. Barney's On Fire
  34. Bob
  35. Yoda
  36. One More Minute
  37. Bohemian Polka
  38. It's Still Billy Joel To Me
  39. Trigger Happy
  40. George Of The Jungle
  41. Polkarama!
  42. Couch Potato
  43. Frank's 2000 TV
  44. I Can’t Watch This
  45. Polka Power!
  46. Headline News
  47. Chicken Pot Pie
  48. Dare To Be Stupid
  49. Hooked On Polkas
  50. Albuquerque
  51. Yoda Chant
  52. Jerry Springer
  53. Fat
  54. Cavity Search
  55. Smells Like Nirvana
  56. The Weird Al Show Theme
  57. Your Horoscope For Today
  58. Weasel Stomping Day
  59. I Want A New Duck
  60. Close But No Cigar
  61. I'll Sue Ya
  62. Since You've Been Gone
  63. The Beer Song
  64. King Of Suede
  65. Which Backstreet Boy Is Gay
  66. I Love Rocky Road
  67. Gump
  68. I Think I’m A Clone Now
  69. I’m So Sick Of You
  70. Living With A Hernia
  71. Cable TV
  72. Burger King
  73. The Saga Begins
  74. Callin' In Sick
  75. Happy Birthday
  76. Good Enough For Now
  77. Angry White Boy Polka
  78. I Think I'm A Clone Now
  79. Do I Creep You Out
  80. Flatbush Avenue
  81. Generic Blues
  82. Toothless People
  83. Bomb Sadam
  84. Another One Rides The Bus
  85. Phony Calls
  86. I'll Repair For You
  87. The Rye And The Kaiser
  88. Like A Surgeon
  89. Polka Your Eyes Out
  90. Hot Rocks Polka
  91. I Remember Larry
  92. Harvey The Wonder Hamster
  93. Germs
  94. Spam
  95. Star Wars Copa Cabana
  96. One Of Those Days
  97. Young, Dumb & Ugly
  98. Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut
  99. Born To Be Mild
  100. Traffic Jam
  101. Here's Johnny
  102. Since You’ve Been Gone
  103. I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead
  104. Good Old Days
  105. Airline Amy
  106. Gee, I'm A Nerd
  107. I Lost On Jeopardy
  108. Gee, I’m A Nerd
  109. Talk Soup
  110. Buy Me A Condo
  111. This Is The Life
  112. I Can't Watch This
  113. The White Stuff
  114. The Rye & The Kaiser
  115. Don't Wear Those Shoes
  116. Fast Food
  117. Money For Nothing / Beverly Hillbillies
  118. She Drives Like Crazy
  119. Christmas At Ground Zero
  120. Jurassic Park
  121. Don't Download This Song
  122. Lasagna
  123. Ricky
  124. UHF
  125. Bedrock Anthem
  126. Pacman
  127. Polkas On 45
  128. Hit Me With A Rock
  129. Fatter
  130. Belvedere Cruising
  131. Syndicated, Inc.
  132. (This Song's Just) Six Words Long
  133. The Plumbing Song
  134. Baby Likes Burping
  135. It’s All About The Pentiums
  136. E-Bay
  137. Let Me Be Your Hog
  138. Gravy On You
  139. Here’s Johnny
  140. Twister
  141. Velvet Elvis
  142. Matter Of Crust
  143. Don’t You Forget About Meat
  144. Polkamon
  145. When I Was Your Age
  146. Dog Eat Dog
  147. 1985 Food Medley - 04 - Burger King
  148. Avocado
  149. Since You’ve Been Gone - Live
  150. That Boy Could Dance
  151. Fun Zone
  152. I Was Only Kidding
  153. Take Me Down
  154. Genius In France
  155. Take Me To The Liver
  156. Midnight Star
  157. Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung
  158. Such A Groovy Guy
  159. Taco Grande
  160. Nature Trail To Hell
  161. 1985 Food Medley - 02 - Doctor
  162. Frank’s 2000 Tv
  163. It's All About The Pentiums
  164. The Alternative Polka
  165. Theme From Rocky XIII
  166. It’s Moldy Now
  167. Whole Lotta Lunch
  168. Everything You Know Is Wrong
  169. Won't Eat Prunes Again
  170. Gotta Boogie
  171. Polka Patterns
  172. The Brady Bunch
  173. Mr. Popeil
  174. Pretty Fly For A Rabbi
  175. Alimony
  176. Buckingham Blues
  177. Spameater
  178. Won’t Eat Prunes Again
  179. Trash Day
  180. Livin' In The Fridge
  181. 1985 Food Medley - 11 - Avocado
  182. Addicted To Spuds
  183. Isle Thing
  184. Take The L Out Of Liver
  185. Stop Draggin' My Car Around
  186. Gandhi II
  187. It’s Still Billy Joel To Me
  188. Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White
  189. Polka Party!
  190. Waffle King
  191. Dr. Demento Radio Promo
  192. Grapefruit Diet
  193. My Bologna
  194. Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch
  195. The Hot Rocks Polka
  196. 1985 Food Medley - 07 - The Rye And The Kaiser
  197. I’ll Be Mellow When I’m Dead
  198. My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder
  199. Party At The Leper Colony
  200. Six Words Long
  201. The Check's In The Mail
  202. School Cafeteria - Version 1
  203. Melanie
  204. Girls Just Want To Have Lunch
  205. Bologna
  206. jurrasic park
  207. Leisure Suit Serenade
  208. 1985 Food Medley - 08 - I Love Rocky Road
  209. Christmas Memories Of "weird Al" Yankovic
  210. Since You've Been Gone - Live
  211. Crampton Comes Alive
  212. We Got The Beef
  213. Green Eggs & Ham
  214. 1985 Food Medley - 09 - Spameater
  215. 1985 Food Medley - 06 - Girls Just Want To Have Lunch
  216. If I Could Make Love To A Bottle
  217. The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory)
  218. The Ballad Of Kent Marlow
  219. 1985 Food Medley - 12 - Whole Lotta Lunch
  220. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 07
  221. I Feel Like Throwin’ Up
  222. Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios
  223. You Don't Take Your Showers
  224. Holiday Greetings 1987
  225. Pancreas
  226. young, dumb, and ugly
  227. Holiday Greetings 1988
  228. Spatula City
  229. You Don’t Take Your Showers
  230. You Make Me
  231. Why Does This Always Happen To Me?
  232. 1985 Food Medley - 01 - It's Moldy Now
  233. Dead Car Battery Blues
  234. 1985 Food Medley - 03 - Steak Number 3
  235. Snack All Night
  236. School Cafeteria - Version 2
  237. Kidstar 1250 Radio Promotion
  238. 1985 Food Medley - 13 - Bologna
  239. Dr. Demento's 15th Anniversary Special
  240. The Check’s In The Mail
  241. Attack Of The Radioactive Hampster From A Planet N
  242. She Never Told Me She Was A Mime
  243. 1985 Food Medley - 10 - I Feel Like Throwin' Up
  244. 1985 Food Medley - 05 - Don't You Forget About Meat
  245. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 09
  246. Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep
  247. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 01
  248. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 06
  249. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 11
  250. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 12
  251. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 13
  252. Nobody Here But Us Frogs
  253. Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me
  254. Ugly Irl
  255. Wanna B Ur Lovr
  256. What If God Smoked Cannabis
  257. Title Of The Song In Question
  258. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 02
  259. Realradio 104.1
  260. Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars
  261. Christmas Memories Or Weird Al Yankovic
  262. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 10
  263. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 03
  264. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 08
  265. Six Words Long (This Song Is Just)
  266. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 04
  267. Hooker On A Corner
  268. Weenie In A Bottle
  269. The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
  270. Steak Number 3
  271. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 05
  272. Slime Creatures From Outer Space
  273. My Baby’s In Love With Eddie Vedder
  274. The Backwards Section From Nature Trail To Hell
  275. Cats In The Kettle
  276. I'll Repair For You (A Theme For Home Improvement)
  277. Trapped At The Drive Through
  278. Couch
  279. Thats Your Horoscope For To Day
  280. Pretty Fly For A Rabi
  281. Your Pitiful
  282. Night Santa Went Crazy
  283. Saga Begins
  284. Money For Nothingbeverly Hillbillies
  285. Craigslist
  286. Callin’ In Sick
  287. Christmas Memories Of Weird Al Yankovic
  288. Frank's 2000" TV
  289. Livin’ In The Fridge
  290. Money For Nothing/beverly Hillbillies
  291. Syndicated Inc.
  292. Take The "L" Out Of Liver
  293. Truck Drivin’ Song

In alphabetical order
  1. (This Song's Just) Six Words Long
  2. 1985 Food Medley - 01 - It's Moldy Now
  3. 1985 Food Medley - 02 - Doctor
  4. 1985 Food Medley - 03 - Steak Number 3
  5. 1985 Food Medley - 04 - Burger King
  6. 1985 Food Medley - 05 - Don't You Forget About Meat
  7. 1985 Food Medley - 06 - Girls Just Want To Have Lunch
  8. 1985 Food Medley - 07 - The Rye And The Kaiser
  9. 1985 Food Medley - 08 - I Love Rocky Road
  10. 1985 Food Medley - 09 - Spameater
  11. 1985 Food Medley - 10 - I Feel Like Throwin' Up
  12. 1985 Food Medley - 11 - Avocado
  13. 1985 Food Medley - 12 - Whole Lotta Lunch
  14. 1985 Food Medley - 13 - Bologna
  15. A Complicated Song
  16. Achy Breaky Song
  17. Addicted To Spuds
  18. Airline Amy
  19. Albuquerque
  20. Alimony
  21. Alternative Polka
  22. Amish Paradise
  23. Angry White Boy Polka
  24. Another One Rides The Bus
  25. Attack Of The Radioactive Hampster From A Planet N
  26. Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars
  27. Avocado
  28. Baby Likes Burping
  29. Barney's On Fire
  30. Bedrock Anthem
  31. Belvedere Cruising
  32. Bob
  33. Bohemian Polka
  34. Bologna
  35. Bomb Sadam
  36. Born To Be Mild
  37. Buckingham Blues
  38. Burger King
  39. Buy Me A Condo
  40. Cable TV
  41. Callin' In Sick
  42. Callin’ In Sick
  43. Canadian Idiot
  44. Cats In The Kettle
  45. Cavity Search
  46. Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios
  47. Chicken Pot Pie
  48. Christmas At Ground Zero
  49. Christmas Memories Of "weird Al" Yankovic
  50. Christmas Memories Of Weird Al Yankovic
  51. Christmas Memories Or Weird Al Yankovic
  52. Close But No Cigar
  53. Confessions Part Iii
  54. Constipated
  55. Couch
  56. Couch Potato
  57. Cows With Guns
  58. Craigslist
  59. Crampton Comes Alive
  60. Dare To Be Stupid
  61. Dead Car Battery Blues
  62. Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep
  63. Do I Creep You Out
  64. Dog Eat Dog
  65. Don't Download This Song
  66. Don't Touch That
  67. Don't Wear Those Shoes
  68. Don’t You Forget About Meat
  69. Dr. Demento Radio Promo
  70. Dr. Demento's 15th Anniversary Special
  71. E-Bay
  72. Eat It
  73. eBay
  74. Everything You Know Is Wrong
  75. Fast Food
  76. Fat
  77. Fatter
  78. Flatbush Avenue
  79. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 01
  80. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 02
  81. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 03
  82. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 04
  83. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 05
  84. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 06
  85. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 07
  86. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 08
  87. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 09
  88. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 10
  89. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 11
  90. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 12
  91. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 13
  92. Frank's 2000 TV
  93. Frank's 2000" TV
  94. Frank’s 2000 Tv
  95. Free Delivery
  96. Fun Zone
  97. Gandhi II
  98. Gee, I'm A Nerd
  99. Gee, I’m A Nerd
  100. Generic Blues
  101. Genius In France
  102. George Of The Jungle
  103. Germs
  104. Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch
  105. Girls Just Want To Have Lunch
  106. Good Enough For Now
  107. Good Old Days
  108. Gotta Boogie
  109. Grapefruit Diet
  110. Gravy On You
  111. Green Eggs & Ham
  112. Green Eggs And Ham
  113. Gump
  114. Happy Birthday
  115. Hardware Store
  116. Harvey The Wonder Hamster
  117. Headline News
  118. Here's Johnny
  119. Here’s Johnny
  120. Hit Me With A Rock
  121. Holiday Greetings 1987
  122. Holiday Greetings 1988
  123. Homer And Marge
  124. Hooked On Polkas
  125. Hooker On A Corner
  126. Hot Rocks Polka
  127. I Can't Watch This
  128. I Can’t Watch This
  129. I Feel Like Throwin’ Up
  130. I Lost On Jeopardy
  131. I Love Rocky Road
  132. I Remember Larry
  133. I Think I'm A Clone Now
  134. I Think I’m A Clone Now
  135. I Want A New Duck
  136. I Was Only Kidding
  137. I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead
  138. I'll Repair For You
  139. I'll Repair For You (A Theme For Home Improvement)
  140. I'll Sue Ya
  141. I'm So Sick Of You
  142. If I Could Make Love To A Bottle
  143. Isle Thing
  144. It's All About The Pentiums
  145. It's Still Billy Joel To Me
  146. It’s All About The Pentiums
  147. It’s Moldy Now
  148. It’s Still Billy Joel To Me
  149. I’ll Be Mellow When I’m Dead
  150. I’m So Sick Of You
  151. Jerry Springer
  152. Jurassic Park
  153. jurrasic park
  154. Kidstar 1250 Radio Promotion
  155. King Of Suede
  156. Lasagna
  157. Laundry Day
  158. Leisure Suit Serenade
  159. Let Me Be Your Hog
  160. Like A Surgeon
  161. Livin' In The Fridge
  162. Living With A Hernia
  163. Livin’ In The Fridge
  164. Matter Of Crust
  165. Melanie
  166. Midnight Star
  167. Money For Nothing / Beverly Hillbillies
  168. Money For Nothing/beverly Hillbillies
  169. Money For Nothingbeverly Hillbillies
  170. Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung
  171. Mr. Popeil
  172. My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder
  173. My Baby’s In Love With Eddie Vedder
  174. My Bologna
  175. Nature Trail To Hell
  176. Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me
  177. Night Santa Went Crazy
  178. Nobody Here But Us Frogs
  179. Ode To A Superhero
  180. One More Minute
  181. One Of Those Days
  182. Pacman
  183. Pancreas
  184. Party At The Leper Colony
  185. Phony Calls
  186. Polka Party!
  187. Polka Patterns
  188. Polka Power!
  189. Polka Your Eyes Out
  190. Polkamon
  191. Polkarama!
  192. Polkas On 45
  193. Pretty Fly For A Rabbi
  194. Pretty Fly For A Rabi
  195. Realradio 104.1
  196. Ricky
  197. Saga Begins
  198. School Cafeteria - Version 1
  199. School Cafeteria - Version 2
  200. She Drives Like Crazy
  201. She Never Told Me She Was A Mime
  202. Since You've Been Gone
  203. Since You've Been Gone - Live
  204. Since You’ve Been Gone
  205. Since You’ve Been Gone - Live
  206. Six Words Long
  207. Six Words Long (This Song Is Just)
  208. Slime Creatures From Outer Space
  209. Smells Like Nirvana
  210. Snack All Night
  211. Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut
  212. Spam
  213. Spameater
  214. Spatula City
  215. Star Wars Copa Cabana
  216. Star Wars Gangsta Rap
  217. Steak Number 3
  218. Stop Draggin' My Car Around
  219. Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White
  220. Such A Groovy Guy
  221. Syndicated Inc.
  222. Syndicated, Inc.
  223. Taco Grande
  224. Take Me Down
  225. Take Me To The Liver
  226. Take The "L" Out Of Liver
  227. Take The L Out Of Liver
  228. Talk Soup
  229. That Boy Could Dance
  230. Thats Your Horoscope For To Day
  231. The Alternative Polka
  232. The Backwards Section From Nature Trail To Hell
  233. The Ballad Of Kent Marlow
  234. The Beer Song
  235. The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
  236. The Brady Bunch
  237. The Check's In The Mail
  238. The Check’s In The Mail
  239. The Hot Rocks Polka
  240. The Night Santa Went Crazy
  241. The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory Version)
  242. The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory)
  243. The Plumbing Song
  244. The Rye & The Kaiser
  245. The Rye And The Kaiser
  246. The Saga Begins
  247. The Weird Al Show Theme
  248. The White Stuff
  249. Theme From Rocky XIII
  250. This Is The Life
  251. Title Of The Song In Question
  252. Toothless People
  253. Traffic Jam
  254. Trapped At The Drive Through
  255. Trapped In The Drive-thru
  256. Trash Day
  257. Trigger Happy
  258. Truck Drivin' Song
  259. Truck Drivin’ Song
  260. Twister
  261. Ugly Girl (Barbie Girl Parody)
  262. Ugly Irl
  263. UHF
  264. Velvet Elvis
  265. Virus Alert
  266. Waffle King
  267. Wanna B Ur Lovr
  268. WANNA BE UR LOVR
  269. We Got The Beef
  270. Weasel Stomping Day
  271. Weenie In A Bottle
  272. What If God Smoked Cannabis
  273. Whatever You Like
  274. When I Was Your Age
  275. Which Backstreet Boy Is Gay
  276. White & Nerdy
  277. White And Nerdy
  278. Whole Lotta Lunch
  279. Why Does This Always Happen To Me?
  280. Won't Eat Prunes Again
  281. Won’t Eat Prunes Again
  282. Yoda
  283. Yoda Chant
  284. You Don't Love Me Anymore
  285. You Don't Take Your Showers
  286. You Don’t Love Me Anymore
  287. You Don’t Take Your Showers
  288. You Make Me
  289. You're Pitiful
  290. Young, Dumb & Ugly
  291. young, dumb, and ugly
  292. Your Horoscope For Today
  293. Your Pitiful