Weird Al Yankovic Lyrics


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  1. Eat It
  2. White And Nerdy
  3. Canadian Idiot
  4. Constipated
  5. You Don't Love Me Anymore
  6. White & Nerdy
  7. Hardware Store
  8. The Night Santa Went Crazy
  9. Trapped In The Drive-thru
  10. eBay
  11. Yoda
  12. Virus Alert
  13. A Complicated Song
  14. Amish Paradise
  15. You're Pitiful
  16. Ugly Girl (Barbie Girl Parody)
  17. Trigger Happy
  18. Jerry Springer
  19. Homer And Marge
  20. You Don’t Love Me Anymore
  21. Your Horoscope For Today
  22. The Saga Begins
  23. Free Delivery
  24. Smells Like Nirvana
  25. Star Wars Gangsta Rap
  26. Polka Power!
  27. Which Backstreet Boy Is Gay
  28. Achy Breaky Song
  29. Confessions Part Iii
  30. The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory Version)
  31. Green Eggs And Ham
  32. Cows With Guns
  33. Like A Surgeon
  34. Polkarama!
  35. I Think I’m A Clone Now
  36. I Love Rocky Road
  37. Since You've Been Gone
  38. Yoda Chant
  39. It's Still Billy Joel To Me
  40. Money For Nothing / Beverly Hillbillies
  41. Bob
  42. Alternative Polka
  43. Here's Johnny
  44. Bohemian Polka
  45. Fat
  46. One Of Those Days
  47. Couch Potato
  48. I'm So Sick Of You
  49. Angry White Boy Polka
  50. Gump
  51. WANNA BE UR LOVR
  52. I Lost On Jeopardy
  53. Ode To A Superhero
  54. Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut
  55. Truck Drivin' Song
  56. I Can’t Watch This
  57. I Think I'm A Clone Now
  58. She Drives Like Crazy
  59. Happy Birthday
  60. Lasagna
  61. Polka Your Eyes Out
  62. It's All About The Pentiums
  63. Headline News
  64. One More Minute
  65. I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead
  66. The Weird Al Show Theme
  67. Weasel Stomping Day
  68. Albuquerque
  69. Spam
  70. Laundry Day
  71. Young, Dumb & Ugly
  72. Harvey The Wonder Hamster
  73. Living With A Hernia
  74. George Of The Jungle
  75. I'll Sue Ya
  76. Chicken Pot Pie
  77. Christmas At Ground Zero
  78. Girls Just Want To Have Lunch
  79. Frank's 2000 TV
  80. Good Old Days
  81. The Rye And The Kaiser
  82. The White Stuff
  83. Since You’ve Been Gone
  84. The Alternative Polka
  85. Why Does This Always Happen To Me?
  86. Barney's On Fire
  87. Bedrock Anthem
  88. King Of Suede
  89. Another One Rides The Bus
  90. I Remember Larry
  91. Nature Trail To Hell
  92. Taco Grande
  93. The Plumbing Song
  94. Do I Creep You Out
  95. Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung
  96. Phony Calls
  97. Such A Groovy Guy
  98. Hooked On Polkas
  99. Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White
  100. Won’t Eat Prunes Again
  101. Genius In France
  102. I Want A New Duck
  103. I’m So Sick Of You
  104. Polka Party!
  105. Traffic Jam
  106. Trash Day
  107. Germs
  108. Jurassic Park
  109. Talk Soup
  110. Generic Blues
  111. Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch
  112. My Bologna
  113. Burger King
  114. Close But No Cigar
  115. Gee, I’m A Nerd
  116. Hot Rocks Polka
  117. My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder
  118. Ricky
  119. Bomb Sadam
  120. Buy Me A Condo
  121. Don't Download This Song
  122. Pacman
  123. Here’s Johnny
  124. Callin' In Sick
  125. Cavity Search
  126. Gotta Boogie
  127. The Brady Bunch
  128. When I Was Your Age
  129. Don’t You Forget About Meat
  130. Flatbush Avenue
  131. Grapefruit Diet
  132. Syndicated, Inc.
  133. Theme From Rocky XIII
  134. young, dumb, and ugly
  135. It’s Moldy Now
  136. jurrasic park
  137. Mr. Popeil
  138. Polkas On 45
  139. Pretty Fly For A Rabbi
  140. Won't Eat Prunes Again
  141. Dr. Demento Radio Promo
  142. I Can't Watch This
  143. Pancreas
  144. Take Me To The Liver
  145. Airline Amy
  146. Toothless People
  147. Dare To Be Stupid
  148. Don't Wear Those Shoes
  149. Fast Food
  150. Good Enough For Now
  151. It’s Still Billy Joel To Me
  152. The Rye & The Kaiser
  153. (This Song's Just) Six Words Long
  154. 1985 Food Medley - 11 - Avocado
  155. I Was Only Kidding
  156. I’ll Be Mellow When I’m Dead
  157. Livin' In The Fridge
  158. Matter Of Crust
  159. Spatula City
  160. The Check's In The Mail
  161. Waffle King
  162. Addicted To Spuds
  163. Stop Draggin' My Car Around
  164. Take Me Down
  165. Twister
  166. You Don't Take Your Showers
  167. I'll Repair For You
  168. Party At The Leper Colony
  169. Six Words Long (This Song Is Just)
  170. That Boy Could Dance
  171. UHF
  172. You Make Me
  173. Cable TV
  174. Gee, I'm A Nerd
  175. Kidstar 1250 Radio Promotion
  176. Midnight Star
  177. Polkamon
  178. School Cafeteria - Version 2
  179. Take The L Out Of Liver
  180. This Is The Life
  181. Baby Likes Burping
  182. Gandhi II
  183. Gravy On You
  184. my baby's in love with eddie v
  185. Since You've Been Gone - Live
  186. Wanna B Ur Lovr
  187. Born To Be Mild
  188. Buckingham Blues
  189. Dog Eat Dog
  190. Everything You Know Is Wrong
  191. Green Eggs & Ham
  192. Hit Me With A Rock
  193. If I Could Make Love To A Bottle
  194. Isle Thing
  195. Nobody Here But Us Frogs
  196. Polka Patterns
  197. Since You’ve Been Gone - Live
  198. You Don’t Take Your Showers
  199. Alimony
  200. Fun Zone
  201. The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
  202. Bologna
  203. Fatter
  204. It’s All About The Pentiums
  205. Leisure Suit Serenade
  206. mr. bologna
  207. Six Words Long
  208. The Check’s In The Mail
  209. The Hot Rocks Polka
  210. Velvet Elvis
  211. We Got The Beef
  212. Weenie In A Bottle
  213. (this song's just) six words l
  214. 1985 Food Medley - 02 - Doctor
  215. Crampton Comes Alive
  216. I Feel Like Throwin’ Up
  217. School Cafeteria - Version 1
  218. She Never Told Me She Was A Mime
  219. stuck in a closet with vanna w
  220. tace grande
  221. Title Of The Song In Question
  222. Whole Lotta Lunch
  223. 1985 Food Medley - 01 - It's Moldy Now
  224. 1985 Food Medley - 04 - Burger King
  225. 1985 Food Medley - 10 - I Feel Like Throwin' Up
  226. 1985 Food Medley - 13 - Bologna
  227. Avocado
  228. Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios
  229. Holiday Greetings 1987
  230. I'll Repair For You (A Theme For Home Improvement)
  231. live in the fridge
  232. Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me
  233. The Backwards Section From Nature Trail To Hell
  234. 1985 Food Medley - 08 - I Love Rocky Road
  235. 1985 Food Medley - 09 - Spameater
  236. Belvedere Cruising
  237. Hooker On A Corner
  238. Let Me Be Your Hog
  239. slime creatures from outer spa
  240. Spameater
  241. 1985 Food Medley - 06 - Girls Just Want To Have Lunch
  242. Dead Car Battery Blues
  243. Don't Touch That
  244. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 10
  245. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 12
  246. Frank’s 2000 Tv
  247. Holiday Greetings 1988
  248. Snack All Night
  249. The Ballad Of Kent Marlow
  250. The Beer Song
  251. 1985 Food Medley - 03 - Steak Number 3
  252. 1985 Food Medley - 12 - Whole Lotta Lunch
  253. Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars
  254. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 03
  255. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 04
  256. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 13
  257. My Baby’s In Love With Eddie Vedder
  258. Star Wars Copa Cabana
  259. love rocky road
  260. Melanie
  261. Realradio 104.1
  262. Slime Creatures From Outer Space
  263. Steak Number 3
  264. The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory)
  265. Ugly Irl
  266. What If God Smoked Cannabis
  267. 1985 Food Medley - 07 - The Rye And The Kaiser
  268. al goes off the deep end
  269. Christmas Memories Of "weird Al" Yankovic
  270. Dr. Demento's 15th Anniversary Special
  271. E-Bay
  272. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 05
  273. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 06
  274. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 07
  275. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 08
  276. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 09
  277. she never told me she was mine
  278. 1985 Food Medley - 05 - Don't You Forget About Meat
  279. Christmas Memories Or Weird Al Yankovic
  280. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 02
  281. Attack Of The Radioactive Hampster From A Planet N
  282. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 01
  283. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 11
  284. Callin’ In Sick
  285. Christmas Memories Of Weird Al Yankovic
  286. Frank's 2000" TV
  287. Livin’ In The Fridge
  288. Money For Nothing/beverly Hillbillies
  289. Syndicated Inc.
  290. Take The "L" Out Of Liver
  291. Truck Drivin’ Song

In alphabetical order
  1. (this song's just) six words l
  2. (This Song's Just) Six Words Long
  3. 1985 Food Medley - 01 - It's Moldy Now
  4. 1985 Food Medley - 02 - Doctor
  5. 1985 Food Medley - 03 - Steak Number 3
  6. 1985 Food Medley - 04 - Burger King
  7. 1985 Food Medley - 05 - Don't You Forget About Meat
  8. 1985 Food Medley - 06 - Girls Just Want To Have Lunch
  9. 1985 Food Medley - 07 - The Rye And The Kaiser
  10. 1985 Food Medley - 08 - I Love Rocky Road
  11. 1985 Food Medley - 09 - Spameater
  12. 1985 Food Medley - 10 - I Feel Like Throwin' Up
  13. 1985 Food Medley - 11 - Avocado
  14. 1985 Food Medley - 12 - Whole Lotta Lunch
  15. 1985 Food Medley - 13 - Bologna
  16. A Complicated Song
  17. Achy Breaky Song
  18. Addicted To Spuds
  19. Airline Amy
  20. al goes off the deep end
  21. Albuquerque
  22. Alimony
  23. Alternative Polka
  24. Amish Paradise
  25. Angry White Boy Polka
  26. Another One Rides The Bus
  27. Attack Of The Radioactive Hampster From A Planet N
  28. Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars
  29. Avocado
  30. Baby Likes Burping
  31. Barney's On Fire
  32. Bedrock Anthem
  33. Belvedere Cruising
  34. Bob
  35. Bohemian Polka
  36. Bologna
  37. Bomb Sadam
  38. Born To Be Mild
  39. Buckingham Blues
  40. Burger King
  41. Buy Me A Condo
  42. Cable TV
  43. Callin' In Sick
  44. Callin’ In Sick
  45. Canadian Idiot
  46. Cavity Search
  47. Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios
  48. Chicken Pot Pie
  49. Christmas At Ground Zero
  50. Christmas Memories Of "weird Al" Yankovic
  51. Christmas Memories Of Weird Al Yankovic
  52. Christmas Memories Or Weird Al Yankovic
  53. Close But No Cigar
  54. Confessions Part Iii
  55. Constipated
  56. Couch Potato
  57. Cows With Guns
  58. Crampton Comes Alive
  59. Dare To Be Stupid
  60. Dead Car Battery Blues
  61. Do I Creep You Out
  62. Dog Eat Dog
  63. Don't Download This Song
  64. Don't Touch That
  65. Don't Wear Those Shoes
  66. Don’t You Forget About Meat
  67. Dr. Demento Radio Promo
  68. Dr. Demento's 15th Anniversary Special
  69. E-Bay
  70. Eat It
  71. eBay
  72. Everything You Know Is Wrong
  73. Fast Food
  74. Fat
  75. Fatter
  76. Flatbush Avenue
  77. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 01
  78. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 02
  79. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 03
  80. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 04
  81. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 05
  82. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 06
  83. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 07
  84. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 08
  85. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 09
  86. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 10
  87. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 11
  88. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 12
  89. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 13
  90. Frank's 2000 TV
  91. Frank's 2000" TV
  92. Frank’s 2000 Tv
  93. Free Delivery
  94. Fun Zone
  95. Gandhi II
  96. Gee, I'm A Nerd
  97. Gee, I’m A Nerd
  98. Generic Blues
  99. Genius In France
  100. George Of The Jungle
  101. Germs
  102. Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch
  103. Girls Just Want To Have Lunch
  104. Good Enough For Now
  105. Good Old Days
  106. Gotta Boogie
  107. Grapefruit Diet
  108. Gravy On You
  109. Green Eggs & Ham
  110. Green Eggs And Ham
  111. Gump
  112. Happy Birthday
  113. Hardware Store
  114. Harvey The Wonder Hamster
  115. Headline News
  116. Here's Johnny
  117. Here’s Johnny
  118. Hit Me With A Rock
  119. Holiday Greetings 1987
  120. Holiday Greetings 1988
  121. Homer And Marge
  122. Hooked On Polkas
  123. Hooker On A Corner
  124. Hot Rocks Polka
  125. I Can't Watch This
  126. I Can’t Watch This
  127. I Feel Like Throwin’ Up
  128. I Lost On Jeopardy
  129. I Love Rocky Road
  130. I Remember Larry
  131. I Think I'm A Clone Now
  132. I Think I’m A Clone Now
  133. I Want A New Duck
  134. I Was Only Kidding
  135. I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead
  136. I'll Repair For You
  137. I'll Repair For You (A Theme For Home Improvement)
  138. I'll Sue Ya
  139. I'm So Sick Of You
  140. If I Could Make Love To A Bottle
  141. Isle Thing
  142. It's All About The Pentiums
  143. It's Still Billy Joel To Me
  144. It’s All About The Pentiums
  145. It’s Moldy Now
  146. It’s Still Billy Joel To Me
  147. I’ll Be Mellow When I’m Dead
  148. I’m So Sick Of You
  149. Jerry Springer
  150. Jurassic Park
  151. jurrasic park
  152. Kidstar 1250 Radio Promotion
  153. King Of Suede
  154. Lasagna
  155. Laundry Day
  156. Leisure Suit Serenade
  157. Let Me Be Your Hog
  158. Like A Surgeon
  159. live in the fridge
  160. Livin' In The Fridge
  161. Living With A Hernia
  162. Livin’ In The Fridge
  163. love rocky road
  164. Matter Of Crust
  165. Melanie
  166. Midnight Star
  167. Money For Nothing / Beverly Hillbillies
  168. Money For Nothing/beverly Hillbillies
  169. mr. bologna
  170. Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung
  171. Mr. Popeil
  172. my baby's in love with eddie v
  173. My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder
  174. My Baby’s In Love With Eddie Vedder
  175. My Bologna
  176. Nature Trail To Hell
  177. Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me
  178. Nobody Here But Us Frogs
  179. Ode To A Superhero
  180. One More Minute
  181. One Of Those Days
  182. Pacman
  183. Pancreas
  184. Party At The Leper Colony
  185. Phony Calls
  186. Polka Party!
  187. Polka Patterns
  188. Polka Power!
  189. Polka Your Eyes Out
  190. Polkamon
  191. Polkarama!
  192. Polkas On 45
  193. Pretty Fly For A Rabbi
  194. Realradio 104.1
  195. Ricky
  196. School Cafeteria - Version 1
  197. School Cafeteria - Version 2
  198. She Drives Like Crazy
  199. She Never Told Me She Was A Mime
  200. she never told me she was mine
  201. Since You've Been Gone
  202. Since You've Been Gone - Live
  203. Since You’ve Been Gone
  204. Since You’ve Been Gone - Live
  205. Six Words Long
  206. Six Words Long (This Song Is Just)
  207. slime creatures from outer spa
  208. Slime Creatures From Outer Space
  209. Smells Like Nirvana
  210. Snack All Night
  211. Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut
  212. Spam
  213. Spameater
  214. Spatula City
  215. Star Wars Copa Cabana
  216. Star Wars Gangsta Rap
  217. Steak Number 3
  218. Stop Draggin' My Car Around
  219. stuck in a closet with vanna w
  220. Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White
  221. Such A Groovy Guy
  222. Syndicated Inc.
  223. Syndicated, Inc.
  224. tace grande
  225. Taco Grande
  226. Take Me Down
  227. Take Me To The Liver
  228. Take The "L" Out Of Liver
  229. Take The L Out Of Liver
  230. Talk Soup
  231. That Boy Could Dance
  232. The Alternative Polka
  233. The Backwards Section From Nature Trail To Hell
  234. The Ballad Of Kent Marlow
  235. The Beer Song
  236. The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
  237. The Brady Bunch
  238. The Check's In The Mail
  239. The Check’s In The Mail
  240. The Hot Rocks Polka
  241. The Night Santa Went Crazy
  242. The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory Version)
  243. The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory)
  244. The Plumbing Song
  245. The Rye & The Kaiser
  246. The Rye And The Kaiser
  247. The Saga Begins
  248. The Weird Al Show Theme
  249. The White Stuff
  250. Theme From Rocky XIII
  251. This Is The Life
  252. Title Of The Song In Question
  253. Toothless People
  254. Traffic Jam
  255. Trapped In The Drive-thru
  256. Trash Day
  257. Trigger Happy
  258. Truck Drivin' Song
  259. Truck Drivin’ Song
  260. Twister
  261. Ugly Girl (Barbie Girl Parody)
  262. Ugly Irl
  263. UHF
  264. Velvet Elvis
  265. Virus Alert
  266. Waffle King
  267. Wanna B Ur Lovr
  268. WANNA BE UR LOVR
  269. We Got The Beef
  270. Weasel Stomping Day
  271. Weenie In A Bottle
  272. What If God Smoked Cannabis
  273. When I Was Your Age
  274. Which Backstreet Boy Is Gay
  275. White & Nerdy
  276. White And Nerdy
  277. Whole Lotta Lunch
  278. Why Does This Always Happen To Me?
  279. Won't Eat Prunes Again
  280. Won’t Eat Prunes Again
  281. Yoda
  282. Yoda Chant
  283. You Don't Love Me Anymore
  284. You Don't Take Your Showers
  285. You Don’t Love Me Anymore
  286. You Don’t Take Your Showers
  287. You Make Me
  288. You're Pitiful
  289. Young, Dumb & Ugly
  290. young, dumb, and ugly
  291. Your Horoscope For Today
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