oh god how fun to be the one, I'm so sad to say
you're nice and all, but you're too tall, I have to go now

It always happens to me, always
they feel attracted to me, shorty
always, they say

if you go, I go with you
if you stay, I'll wait
if you don't know, I consider this a date

I stayed and she waited for me, no chance to get away
I tried to think, another drink, might help me

It always happens to me, always
they feel attracted to me, shorty
always, they say

if you go, I go with you
if you stay, I'll wait
if you don't know, I consider this a date

Stuck in the bar, I couldn't get far, she was still there smiling
"it's not me being tall, it's you, you're small, I like that"

It always happens to me, always
they feel attracted to me, shorty
always, they say

if you go, I go with you
if you stay, I'll wait
if you don't know, I consider this a date

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