Originally performed by liza minneli in the musical cabaret
(victorias song for which she sang to audition for the spice girls)

You have to understand the way I am, mein herr
A tiger is a tiger, not a lamb, mein herr
Youll never turn the vinegar to jam, mein herr
So I do...
What I do...
When Im through...
Then Im through...
And Im through...
Toodle-oo!
Bye-bye, mein lieber herr
Farewell, mein lieber herr
It was a fine affair
But now its over
And though I used to care
I need the open air
Youre better off without me, mein herr
Dont dab your eye, mein herr
Or wonder why, mein herr
Ive always told you I was a rover
You mustnt knit your brow
You should have known by now
Youd every cause to doubt me, mein herr
The continent of europe is so wide, mein herr
Not only up and down, but side to side, mein herr
I couldnt ever cross it if I tried, mein herr
So I do...
What I can...
Inch by inch...
Step by step...
Mile by mile...
Man by man
Bye-bye, mein lieber herr
Farewell, mein lieber herr
It was a fine affair
But now its over
And though I used to care
I need the open air
Youre better off without me, mein herr
Dont dab your eye, mein herr
Or wonder why, mein herr
Ive always told you I was a rover
You mustnt knit your brow
You should have known by now
Youd every cause to doubt me, mein herr
Auf wiedersehen... bye bye mein herr!

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