Lysistrata, open up the bedroom door
What is the matter, aint you in love with me no more?
I enlisted in the army today,
One more time before I march away
Make me feel like a big strong man
You say you dont care about my pride,
You love me too much just to let me die,
And you wont let me come inside
Unless I dont go to war no more

Lysistrata, little boys like to have their fun,
And you know I gotta put on my colors and get my gun
Every able bodied man that I know,
Every patriot is packed to go
Wont you give me a last goodbye
Ill be sent off to a distant land,
To spill my blood upon some foreign sand,
And I may die by an enemys hand
And then I wont go to war no more

Send the boys all back to the farm
Tell the troops it was a false alarm,
cause if I die I want to be in your arms,
And so I wont go to war, no I wont go to war,
Said I wont go to war no more

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