It was a last minute invitation
I did not have a thig to wear
I ran into the store
I said I need something black
Something formal
Other than that I don't care

I made it to the theatre as the lights dimmed
The first act was brilliantly fun
When I caught my reflction during intermission
I thought What have I done

What was I thinking
What was I blind
When I bought this outfit I must have been out of my mind
What was I thinking
Look at this dress
I'm taking up drinking
My life is a mess

My good friend said
I know you're gonna love him
I've known him for a long long time
And if I were not happily married myself
In a heartbeat I would try to make him mine
So I figured, I'll take my chances
I mean really what harm could it do
Makes you wonder 'bout your good friends and their motivations
When something like this happens to you

What was she thinking
Who is this guy
Maybe I will choke on this porkchop
And conveniently die
What was she thinking
Quick sharpen this knife
I'm thinking of drinking
And I'm thinking of eding my lfe

Ache tu livre
Aah what a dinner
Henery Bonjour
Kae lacksiman

Oh it was late
I had insomnia
The TV stair stepper started to look good
I thought to myself shuld I buy it
Then I heard Bruce Jennings voice say "yes you should"
And thats that master
And that bald headed man spray
And that victoria jackson makeup kit
Now I can barely get around my apartment
Its so full of this stupid stuff

What was I thinking
Look at this junk
I can't blame this on drinking
I have never, hardly, right now I'm not drunk
What was I thinking
When will this end
What was I thinking
When will this end
What was I thinking
This song has no end
What was I thinking
Okay that's the end

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