Am I a scorpio, am I the sun, is this my body or an empire of fun
Am I an acrobat, machine of steel, public animal, always dressed to always dressed to

No

I'm alpha male, I never fail, my DNA is for sale
Alpha male, 4 leg caucasion, 2 leg alsation - I am that's what I am
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Am I too small, an unimpressive, or am I way too hot and wired and aggressive
Am I a bitch magnet, Norwegian waste, will the wind carry your saliva to my face

No, I'm alpha male! I'm not to scale, my DNA's for sale
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Alpha male!

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No, I'm alpha male, born with a tail!
My DNA's for sale
Alpha Male, a sullied Caucasian, a two leg alcasian
That's what I am, I got a plan
ALPHA MALE

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