You'd be a cop
If you weren't a punk
In fact I think
You'd make a better cop
They could use you
You got no remorse
They could use you
On the police force

You'd look cute all dressed in blue
You could brutalize anyone right on cue
You abuse those who are weak of course
They could use you on the police force

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You'd fit in so perfectly
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You're just old skool pig.

Think how you could fuck shit up
You could heft you power like a club
An arrogant fool with authority
You'd crossover so easily

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