The Toy Dolls Lyrics


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  1. Florence Is Deaf (But There's No Need To Shout)
  2. Olga I Cannot
  3. We're 21 Today
  4. Olga Crack Corn
  5. Cheatin' Chick Form China
  6. Nellie The Elephant
  7. Wipeout!
  8. The Final Countdown
  9. Dig That Groove Baby
  10. One More Megabyte
  11. H.o.
  12. Gloomy Intro / Toy Doll Tonic
  13. Absurd-ditties
  14. Ron Dixon Dumped D-d
  15. No Particular Place To Go
  16. Orcastrated
  17. Bored Housewife
  18. The Coppers Copt Ken's Cash!
  19. We're Mad
  20. Mega Outro
  21. Jeans Been
  22. Sabre Dance
  23. Toccata In Dm
  24. Keith's A Thief
  25. When You're Jimmy Saville
  26. Rita's Innocent
  27. Blue Suede Shoes
  28. Wakey Wakey Intro
  29. One Night In Moscow (And We'll Be Russian Home!)
  30. Tony Talks Tripe
  31. Davey's Days
  32. Alec's Back
  33. I Tried To Trust Tracey
  34. No One Knew The Real Emu
  35. Commercial Break
  36. Davey's Took The Plunge
  37. Lazy Sunday Afternoon
  38. My Wife's A Psychopath
  39. Please Release Me (Darling I Loathe You)
  40. The Devil Went Down To Scunthorpe
  41. Theme Tune
  42. In Tommy's Head
  43. A Far Out Theme Tune
  44. Melancholy Margaret
  45. Silly Billy
  46. Me 'n' John Williams
  47. Ernie Had A Hernia
  48. Our Last Intro?
  49. Toy Doll Tonic / Gloomy Outro
  50. Turtle Crazy
  51. A Bunch O' Faries
  52. Back In '79
  53. Livin' La Vida Loca
  54. Mega Intro
  55. The Ashbrooke Launderette...
  56. The Lambrusco Kid
  57. Up The Garden Path
  58. Any Dream Will Do
  59. Fisticuffs In Frederick Street
  60. My Girlfriend's Dad's A Vicar
  61. I Wish My Eyes Were Ernie's
  62. Our Last Outro?
  63. Terry Talking
  64. Bare Faced Cheek Intro
  65. Deirdre's A Slag
  66. Geordie's Gone To Jail
  67. Razzmatazz Intro
  68. Spiders In The Dressing Room
  69. Rodney's Memory
  70. The Anniversary Waltz
  71. What She Had With Huey
  72. Eine Kleine Nacht Muzic
  73. I've Had Enough O' Magaluf
  74. Lester Fiddled The Tax Man
  75. Park Lane Punch Up
  76. Pot Luck Percy
  77. She's So Modern
  78. Sod The Neighbours
  79. The Death Of Barry The Roofer With Vertigo
  80. You Won't Be Merry On A North Sea Ferry
  81. Do You Wanna Be Like Dougy Bell?
  82. Glenda And The Test Tube Baby
  83. How Do You Deal With Neal?
  84. I'm Gonna Be 500 Miles
  85. Poltergeist In The Pantry
  86. Livin' On Newton Hall
  87. Pot Belly Bill
  88. Bare Faced Cheek Outro
  89. Cloughy Is A Bootboy!
  90. She's A Leech
  91. David's Xr2
  92. A. Diamond
  93. Cheerio & Toodle Pip
  94. Dorkamania
  95. Fred Olivier
  96. Griefsville
  97. I Caught It From Camilla
  98. Modern School Of Motoring
  99. Harry's Hands
  100. I Can See You
  101. Alec's Gone
  102. Carol Dodds Is Pregnant
  103. Caught Up The Reeperbahn
  104. Bachelor Boy / When Garry Married Melanie
  105. Neville Is A Nerd
  106. Nowt Can Compare To Sunderland Fine Fare
  107. Taken For A Mug
  108. Worse Things Happen At Sea
  109. Firey Jack
  110. Howza Bouta Kiss Babe??!
  111. James Bond Lives Down Our Street
  112. Yul Bryner Was A Skinhead
  113. Alfie From The Bronx
  114. Audrey's Alone At Last
  115. You And A Box Of Handkerchiefs
  116. Hanky Panky
  117. Harry Cross (A Tribute To Edna)
  118. Blaze Of The Borough
  119. I'll Get Even With Steven (Steve Is Tender)
  120. I'm A Telly Addict!
  121. Pc Stoker
  122. She Goes To Finos
  123. Stay Mellow
  124. Yellow Burt
  125. Quick To Quit The Quentin
  126. The Memory Of Nobby
  127. The Sphinx Stinks
  128. Yul Brynner Was A Skinhead
  129. Her With A Hoover
  130. The Psychosurgery
  131. 'chartbuster' / Razzmatazz Outro
  132. Chenky Is A Puff
  133. Frankie's Got The Blues
  134. Do You Want To Finish... Or What?!
  135. My Baby Is A Battleaxe
  136. Poor Davey
  137. Come Back Jackie
  138. Kids In Tyne & Wear
  139. Rupert The Bear
  140. Bowling Barmy
  141. Fat Bob's Feet!
  142. Absurd-ditties (End Bit)
  143. Dougy Giro
  144. Ivy's Lurid Lips
  145. She'll Be Back With Keith Someday
  146. There's A Trollop Up Elmwood Street
  147. I Gave My Heart To A Slag Called Sharon From Whitley Bay
  148. We Quit The Cavalry
  149. I'm A Lonely Bastard
  150. Idle Gossip
  151. Charlie's Watching
  152. If You're In A Pop Group...
  153. Dez The Demon Decorator
  154. Goodnight Irene
  155. Queen Alexandra Road Is Where She Said She'd Be...
  156. Bitten By A Bed Bug!
  157. Bless You My Son
  158. Poverty Pleadin' Peter

In alphabetical order
  1. 'chartbuster' / Razzmatazz Outro
  2. A Bunch O' Faries
  3. A Far Out Theme Tune
  4. A. Diamond
  5. Absurd-ditties
  6. Absurd-ditties (End Bit)
  7. Alec's Back
  8. Alec's Gone
  9. Alfie From The Bronx
  10. Any Dream Will Do
  11. Audrey's Alone At Last
  12. Bachelor Boy / When Garry Married Melanie
  13. Back In '79
  14. Bare Faced Cheek Intro
  15. Bare Faced Cheek Outro
  16. Bitten By A Bed Bug!
  17. Blaze Of The Borough
  18. Bless You My Son
  19. Blue Suede Shoes
  20. Bored Housewife
  21. Bowling Barmy
  22. Carol Dodds Is Pregnant
  23. Caught Up The Reeperbahn
  24. Charlie's Watching
  25. Cheatin' Chick Form China
  26. Cheerio & Toodle Pip
  27. Chenky Is A Puff
  28. Cloughy Is A Bootboy!
  29. Come Back Jackie
  30. Commercial Break
  31. Davey's Days
  32. Davey's Took The Plunge
  33. David's Xr2
  34. Deirdre's A Slag
  35. Dez The Demon Decorator
  36. Dig That Groove Baby
  37. Do You Wanna Be Like Dougy Bell?
  38. Do You Want To Finish... Or What?!
  39. Dorkamania
  40. Dougy Giro
  41. Eine Kleine Nacht Muzic
  42. Ernie Had A Hernia
  43. Fat Bob's Feet!
  44. Firey Jack
  45. Fisticuffs In Frederick Street
  46. Florence Is Deaf (But There's No Need To Shout)
  47. Frankie's Got The Blues
  48. Fred Olivier
  49. Geordie's Gone To Jail
  50. Glenda And The Test Tube Baby
  51. Gloomy Intro / Toy Doll Tonic
  52. Goodnight Irene
  53. Griefsville
  54. H.o.
  55. Hanky Panky
  56. Harry Cross (A Tribute To Edna)
  57. Harry's Hands
  58. Her With A Hoover
  59. How Do You Deal With Neal?
  60. Howza Bouta Kiss Babe??!
  61. I Can See You
  62. I Caught It From Camilla
  63. I Gave My Heart To A Slag Called Sharon From Whitley Bay
  64. I Tried To Trust Tracey
  65. I Wish My Eyes Were Ernie's
  66. I'll Get Even With Steven (Steve Is Tender)
  67. I'm A Lonely Bastard
  68. I'm A Telly Addict!
  69. I'm Gonna Be 500 Miles
  70. I've Had Enough O' Magaluf
  71. Idle Gossip
  72. If You're In A Pop Group...
  73. In Tommy's Head
  74. Ivy's Lurid Lips
  75. James Bond Lives Down Our Street
  76. Jeans Been
  77. Keith's A Thief
  78. Kids In Tyne & Wear
  79. Lazy Sunday Afternoon
  80. Lester Fiddled The Tax Man
  81. Livin' La Vida Loca
  82. Livin' On Newton Hall
  83. Me 'n' John Williams
  84. Mega Intro
  85. Mega Outro
  86. Melancholy Margaret
  87. Modern School Of Motoring
  88. My Baby Is A Battleaxe
  89. My Girlfriend's Dad's A Vicar
  90. My Wife's A Psychopath
  91. Nellie The Elephant
  92. Neville Is A Nerd
  93. No One Knew The Real Emu
  94. No Particular Place To Go
  95. Nowt Can Compare To Sunderland Fine Fare
  96. Olga Crack Corn
  97. Olga I Cannot
  98. One More Megabyte
  99. One Night In Moscow (And We'll Be Russian Home!)
  100. Orcastrated
  101. Our Last Intro?
  102. Our Last Outro?
  103. Park Lane Punch Up
  104. Pc Stoker
  105. Please Release Me (Darling I Loathe You)
  106. Poltergeist In The Pantry
  107. Poor Davey
  108. Pot Belly Bill
  109. Pot Luck Percy
  110. Poverty Pleadin' Peter
  111. Queen Alexandra Road Is Where She Said She'd Be...
  112. Quick To Quit The Quentin
  113. Razzmatazz Intro
  114. Rita's Innocent
  115. Rodney's Memory
  116. Ron Dixon Dumped D-d
  117. Rupert The Bear
  118. Sabre Dance
  119. She Goes To Finos
  120. She'll Be Back With Keith Someday
  121. She's A Leech
  122. She's So Modern
  123. Silly Billy
  124. Sod The Neighbours
  125. Spiders In The Dressing Room
  126. Stay Mellow
  127. Taken For A Mug
  128. Terry Talking
  129. The Anniversary Waltz
  130. The Ashbrooke Launderette...
  131. The Coppers Copt Ken's Cash!
  132. The Death Of Barry The Roofer With Vertigo
  133. The Devil Went Down To Scunthorpe
  134. The Final Countdown
  135. The Lambrusco Kid
  136. The Memory Of Nobby
  137. The Psychosurgery
  138. The Sphinx Stinks
  139. Theme Tune
  140. There's A Trollop Up Elmwood Street
  141. Toccata In Dm
  142. Tony Talks Tripe
  143. Toy Doll Tonic / Gloomy Outro
  144. Turtle Crazy
  145. Up The Garden Path
  146. Wakey Wakey Intro
  147. We Quit The Cavalry
  148. We're 21 Today
  149. We're Mad
  150. What She Had With Huey
  151. When You're Jimmy Saville
  152. Wipeout!
  153. Worse Things Happen At Sea
  154. Yellow Burt
  155. You And A Box Of Handkerchiefs
  156. You Won't Be Merry On A North Sea Ferry
  157. Yul Bryner Was A Skinhead
  158. Yul Brynner Was A Skinhead