The Toy Dolls Lyrics


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  1. Florence Is Deaf (But There's No Need To Shout)
  2. We're 21 Today
  3. Olga I Cannot
  4. Dig That Groove Baby
  5. Wipeout!
  6. Olga Crack Corn
  7. Nellie The Elephant
  8. Cheatin' Chick Form China
  9. Ron Dixon Dumped D-d
  10. The Final Countdown
  11. Gloomy Intro / Toy Doll Tonic
  12. One More Megabyte
  13. H.o.
  14. We're Mad
  15. Absurd-ditties
  16. No Particular Place To Go
  17. Wakey Wakey Intro
  18. Mega Outro
  19. I Tried To Trust Tracey
  20. Toccata In Dm
  21. Jeans Been
  22. Orcastrated
  23. Rita's Innocent
  24. Mega Intro
  25. Keith's A Thief
  26. No One Knew The Real Emu
  27. When You're Jimmy Saville
  28. Bored Housewife
  29. Ernie Had A Hernia
  30. Alec's Back
  31. The Coppers Copt Ken's Cash!
  32. Please Release Me (Darling I Loathe You)
  33. Tony Talks Tripe
  34. Sabre Dance
  35. Silly Billy
  36. Blue Suede Shoes
  37. My Wife's A Psychopath
  38. Turtle Crazy
  39. Davey's Took The Plunge
  40. The Ashbrooke Launderette...
  41. My Girlfriend's Dad's A Vicar
  42. The Lambrusco Kid
  43. One Night In Moscow (And We'll Be Russian Home!)
  44. Theme Tune
  45. Toy Doll Tonic / Gloomy Outro
  46. In Tommy's Head
  47. Lazy Sunday Afternoon
  48. Taken For A Mug
  49. Our Last Intro?
  50. Our Last Outro?
  51. The Death Of Barry The Roofer With Vertigo
  52. The Devil Went Down To Scunthorpe
  53. A Bunch O' Faries
  54. Commercial Break
  55. Deirdre's A Slag
  56. Rodney's Memory
  57. A Far Out Theme Tune
  58. Any Dream Will Do
  59. Back In '79
  60. Davey's Days
  61. Up The Garden Path
  62. I Wish My Eyes Were Ernie's
  63. Pot Belly Bill
  64. She's So Modern
  65. The Anniversary Waltz
  66. Glenda And The Test Tube Baby
  67. Pot Luck Percy
  68. Melancholy Margaret
  69. She's A Leech
  70. What She Had With Huey
  71. You Won't Be Merry On A North Sea Ferry
  72. Bare Faced Cheek Intro
  73. David's Xr2
  74. Livin' La Vida Loca
  75. How Do You Deal With Neal?
  76. Fisticuffs In Frederick Street
  77. Ivy's Lurid Lips
  78. Alfie From The Bronx
  79. Bare Faced Cheek Outro
  80. Poltergeist In The Pantry
  81. Razzmatazz Intro
  82. Worse Things Happen At Sea
  83. I Caught It From Camilla
  84. I'm Gonna Be 500 Miles
  85. Bachelor Boy / When Garry Married Melanie
  86. Fred Olivier
  87. A. Diamond
  88. Caught Up The Reeperbahn
  89. Eine Kleine Nacht Muzic
  90. Livin' On Newton Hall
  91. Sod The Neighbours
  92. Spiders In The Dressing Room
  93. Cloughy Is A Bootboy!
  94. I've Had Enough O' Magaluf
  95. Park Lane Punch Up
  96. Terry Talking
  97. The Memory Of Nobby
  98. Do You Wanna Be Like Dougy Bell?
  99. Geordie's Gone To Jail
  100. Me 'n' John Williams
  101. Alec's Gone
  102. Carol Dodds Is Pregnant
  103. Firey Jack
  104. I Can See You
  105. Dorkamania
  106. Nowt Can Compare To Sunderland Fine Fare
  107. Hanky Panky
  108. Rupert The Bear
  109. Modern School Of Motoring
  110. She Goes To Finos
  111. Yul Bryner Was A Skinhead
  112. Lester Fiddled The Tax Man
  113. Yul Brynner Was A Skinhead
  114. Cheerio & Toodle Pip
  115. Griefsville
  116. Stay Mellow
  117. Harry's Hands
  118. Yellow Burt
  119. I'm A Telly Addict!
  120. Neville Is A Nerd
  121. Dougy Giro
  122. Kids In Tyne & Wear
  123. The Psychosurgery
  124. Blaze Of The Borough
  125. Frankie's Got The Blues
  126. Howza Bouta Kiss Babe??!
  127. You And A Box Of Handkerchiefs
  128. Her With A Hoover
  129. I'll Get Even With Steven (Steve Is Tender)
  130. Absurd-ditties (End Bit)
  131. Quick To Quit The Quentin
  132. Chenky Is A Puff
  133. Harry Cross (A Tribute To Edna)
  134. James Bond Lives Down Our Street
  135. Pc Stoker
  136. The Sphinx Stinks
  137. Come Back Jackie
  138. I Gave My Heart To A Slag Called Sharon From Whitley Bay
  139. We Quit The Cavalry
  140. Bowling Barmy
  141. Idle Gossip
  142. Bless You My Son
  143. Fat Bob's Feet!
  144. If You're In A Pop Group...
  145. My Baby Is A Battleaxe
  146. Poor Davey
  147. Do You Want To Finish... Or What?!
  148. She'll Be Back With Keith Someday
  149. There's A Trollop Up Elmwood Street
  150. Audrey's Alone At Last
  151. I'm A Lonely Bastard
  152. Charlie's Watching
  153. Goodnight Irene
  154. 'chartbuster' / Razzmatazz Outro
  155. Queen Alexandra Road Is Where She Said She'd Be...
  156. Dez The Demon Decorator
  157. Bitten By A Bed Bug!
  158. Poverty Pleadin' Peter

In alphabetical order
  1. 'chartbuster' / Razzmatazz Outro
  2. A Bunch O' Faries
  3. A Far Out Theme Tune
  4. A. Diamond
  5. Absurd-ditties
  6. Absurd-ditties (End Bit)
  7. Alec's Back
  8. Alec's Gone
  9. Alfie From The Bronx
  10. Any Dream Will Do
  11. Audrey's Alone At Last
  12. Bachelor Boy / When Garry Married Melanie
  13. Back In '79
  14. Bare Faced Cheek Intro
  15. Bare Faced Cheek Outro
  16. Bitten By A Bed Bug!
  17. Blaze Of The Borough
  18. Bless You My Son
  19. Blue Suede Shoes
  20. Bored Housewife
  21. Bowling Barmy
  22. Carol Dodds Is Pregnant
  23. Caught Up The Reeperbahn
  24. Charlie's Watching
  25. Cheatin' Chick Form China
  26. Cheerio & Toodle Pip
  27. Chenky Is A Puff
  28. Cloughy Is A Bootboy!
  29. Come Back Jackie
  30. Commercial Break
  31. Davey's Days
  32. Davey's Took The Plunge
  33. David's Xr2
  34. Deirdre's A Slag
  35. Dez The Demon Decorator
  36. Dig That Groove Baby
  37. Do You Wanna Be Like Dougy Bell?
  38. Do You Want To Finish... Or What?!
  39. Dorkamania
  40. Dougy Giro
  41. Eine Kleine Nacht Muzic
  42. Ernie Had A Hernia
  43. Fat Bob's Feet!
  44. Firey Jack
  45. Fisticuffs In Frederick Street
  46. Florence Is Deaf (But There's No Need To Shout)
  47. Frankie's Got The Blues
  48. Fred Olivier
  49. Geordie's Gone To Jail
  50. Glenda And The Test Tube Baby
  51. Gloomy Intro / Toy Doll Tonic
  52. Goodnight Irene
  53. Griefsville
  54. H.o.
  55. Hanky Panky
  56. Harry Cross (A Tribute To Edna)
  57. Harry's Hands
  58. Her With A Hoover
  59. How Do You Deal With Neal?
  60. Howza Bouta Kiss Babe??!
  61. I Can See You
  62. I Caught It From Camilla
  63. I Gave My Heart To A Slag Called Sharon From Whitley Bay
  64. I Tried To Trust Tracey
  65. I Wish My Eyes Were Ernie's
  66. I'll Get Even With Steven (Steve Is Tender)
  67. I'm A Lonely Bastard
  68. I'm A Telly Addict!
  69. I'm Gonna Be 500 Miles
  70. I've Had Enough O' Magaluf
  71. Idle Gossip
  72. If You're In A Pop Group...
  73. In Tommy's Head
  74. Ivy's Lurid Lips
  75. James Bond Lives Down Our Street
  76. Jeans Been
  77. Keith's A Thief
  78. Kids In Tyne & Wear
  79. Lazy Sunday Afternoon
  80. Lester Fiddled The Tax Man
  81. Livin' La Vida Loca
  82. Livin' On Newton Hall
  83. Me 'n' John Williams
  84. Mega Intro
  85. Mega Outro
  86. Melancholy Margaret
  87. Modern School Of Motoring
  88. My Baby Is A Battleaxe
  89. My Girlfriend's Dad's A Vicar
  90. My Wife's A Psychopath
  91. Nellie The Elephant
  92. Neville Is A Nerd
  93. No One Knew The Real Emu
  94. No Particular Place To Go
  95. Nowt Can Compare To Sunderland Fine Fare
  96. Olga Crack Corn
  97. Olga I Cannot
  98. One More Megabyte
  99. One Night In Moscow (And We'll Be Russian Home!)
  100. Orcastrated
  101. Our Last Intro?
  102. Our Last Outro?
  103. Park Lane Punch Up
  104. Pc Stoker
  105. Please Release Me (Darling I Loathe You)
  106. Poltergeist In The Pantry
  107. Poor Davey
  108. Pot Belly Bill
  109. Pot Luck Percy
  110. Poverty Pleadin' Peter
  111. Queen Alexandra Road Is Where She Said She'd Be...
  112. Quick To Quit The Quentin
  113. Razzmatazz Intro
  114. Rita's Innocent
  115. Rodney's Memory
  116. Ron Dixon Dumped D-d
  117. Rupert The Bear
  118. Sabre Dance
  119. She Goes To Finos
  120. She'll Be Back With Keith Someday
  121. She's A Leech
  122. She's So Modern
  123. Silly Billy
  124. Sod The Neighbours
  125. Spiders In The Dressing Room
  126. Stay Mellow
  127. Taken For A Mug
  128. Terry Talking
  129. The Anniversary Waltz
  130. The Ashbrooke Launderette...
  131. The Coppers Copt Ken's Cash!
  132. The Death Of Barry The Roofer With Vertigo
  133. The Devil Went Down To Scunthorpe
  134. The Final Countdown
  135. The Lambrusco Kid
  136. The Memory Of Nobby
  137. The Psychosurgery
  138. The Sphinx Stinks
  139. Theme Tune
  140. There's A Trollop Up Elmwood Street
  141. Toccata In Dm
  142. Tony Talks Tripe
  143. Toy Doll Tonic / Gloomy Outro
  144. Turtle Crazy
  145. Up The Garden Path
  146. Wakey Wakey Intro
  147. We Quit The Cavalry
  148. We're 21 Today
  149. We're Mad
  150. What She Had With Huey
  151. When You're Jimmy Saville
  152. Wipeout!
  153. Worse Things Happen At Sea
  154. Yellow Burt
  155. You And A Box Of Handkerchiefs
  156. You Won't Be Merry On A North Sea Ferry
  157. Yul Bryner Was A Skinhead
  158. Yul Brynner Was A Skinhead