Cock Pushups Lyrics by Tenacious D

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K.G.: Do you think that um..dude, do you think that when the album..when this is out...

J.B.: Yeah?

KG: Do you think that we'll..it'll make us..um.. more attractive to the ladies?

JB: (psh) Yeah. In fact, i've been getting ready.

KG: Yeah?

JB: Yeah, i've been doing cock pushups.

KG: Cock pushups?

JB: Yeah.

KG: What are those?

JB: It's where you fuckin' lay down flat on the ground.

KG: Yeah..

JB: And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground.

KG: Noo. No, it's..that'd be impossible. Your..your cock could support your whole weight?

JB: Well not at first.

KG: Yeah.

JB: But over time.

KG: Hmm. How..how many pushups can you do?

JB: Cock pushups?

KG: Yeah. ...I guess you could only do one, really.

JB: Yeah, one is all you need.
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K.G.: Do you think that um..dude, do you think that when the album..when this is out...

J.B.: Yeah?

KG: Do you think that we'll..it'll make us..um.. more attractive to the ladies?

JB: (psh) Yeah. In fact, i've been getting ready.

KG: Yeah?

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