And when you see her you fell the pain
It won't hurt you half as much as I do
You know I do
She'll take your money, and make you pay
It won't cost you half as much as I do
You know I do

Buyer buyer
Your twisted soul
Liar liar
Can't resist keeping you whole
Flyer flyer
You think you're so high
Try 'er try 'er
You'll find out she's telling you lies
But not half as much as me
No not half as much as me
No not half as much as me
Me

Hey baby blue eyes you think it's a game
Nobody plays it half as good as I do
You know I do
You tell your mamma to take you home
'Cos her strings are twice as tight as I am
You know I am

Buyer buyer - your twisted soul
Liar liar - can't resist keeping you whole
Flyer flyer - you think you're so high
Try 'er try 'er - you'll find out she's telling you lies
But not half as much as me
No not half as much as me
No not half as much as me
Me

Aah! aah! aah! aah!

I tell you something, it's no mystery
She don't please you half as much as I do
You know I do
I'll write a page in history
There ain't a woman half as bad as I am
You know I am

Buyer buyer - your twisted soul
Liar liar - can't resist keeping you whole
Flyer flyer - you think you're so high
Try 'er try 'er - you'll find out she's telling you lies
But not half as much as me
No not half as much as me
No not half as much as me
Me
No not half as much as me

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