Written by joe egen & gerry rafferty
Produced by david baerwald, david kitay & susanna hoffs
Released as an unlisted bonus track on susanna hoffs (1996)
Also released on bean: the album (1997)

Well, I dont know why I came here tonight
I got a feelin that somethin aint right
Im so scared in case I fall off my chair
And Im wonderin how Ill get down the stairs.

Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you.

Yes, Im stuck in the middle with you
And Im wonderin what it is I should do
Its so hard to keep this smile from my face
Losin control, Im all over the place.

Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you.

Well, you started out with nothing
And youve found that youre a self-made man
And you fancy Ill come crawlin
Slap you on the back and say, please...please.

Tryin to make some sense of it all
But I can see it makes no sense at all
Is it cool to fall asleep on the floor
You dont think that I can take anymore.

Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you.

Well, you started out with nothing
And youve found that youre a self-made man
And you fancy Ill come crawlin
Slap you on the back and say, please...please.

Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you
Yes, Im stuck in the middle with you
Here I am.

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