Don't patronise me, you stupid big ape
I've got more balls than your heavy metal tapes
I feel things twice as much as you do
I watched your girlfriend until ten minutes ago, but I pulled the curtain down on that nasty little show
I spent a lot of money and a lot of time, loving you.

(loving you, loving you)

And that candle you took from me, I want it back immediately and those motorcycle parts that I trip over in the dark. I'm gonna take them out the back, smash them up on the tarmac.

You'll be on your own at the cinema multiplex
I'll be at home, watching some programme about sex
I'd rather watch the tv than be with you

(be with you, be with you)


And that candle you took from me, I want it back immediately and those motorcycle parts that I trip over in the dark. I'm gonna take them out the back, smash them up on the tarmac.

Don't flatter yourself, son. You were never that much fun, and those dirty magazines that you try to hide from me. I'm gonna send them to your mum, won't that be fun?
Won't that be fun?

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