If you can't dance, if you can't dance
If you can't dance, if you can't dance, if you can't dance to this
you can't do nothing for me baby.
If you can't dance, if you can't dance
If you can't dance, if you can't dance, if you can't dance to this
you can't do nothing for me baby.

Now we got the flavour, the bad behaviour,
the rhythm, the melody, the juice for you to savour,
rockin' and vibing somebody is jivin',
You need to take a tip, sort it out,
get a grip whenever I go out wherever it may be,
There never is a Keanu, but a dweeb lookin'
at me then even if I did score
he's a loser on the dance floor,
Take a deep breath count 123.

Even when his eyes met mine his
slamming moves were out of time.
Can't you just feel the groove why don't
you move it's easy can't you see take
my hands and dance with me.

If you can't dance, if you can't dance
If you can't dance, if you can't dance, if you can't dance to this
you can't do nothing for me baby.
If you can't dance, if you can't dance
If you can't dance, if you can't dance, if you can't dance to this
you can't do nothing for me baby.

Hey macho, te ví el otro día, me dio mucha, mucha alegría,
Escucha la música, Ay madre mía!
Hey chico, tu no tienes nada
Que susto, que sueco, que polla, que tieso
Oh, no me toques, ay que pero, feo
Venga, venga, marcha salida, toma esa música
Me cantas deprisa, cuidado, cuidado, hey chico,
Que loco, toma mi ritmo, me voy contigo,
Hey macho te quiero, quiero un hombre, necesito si,
Pero no tú, un hombre, hey macho, hey macho,
Si no bailas esto no puedes nada conmigo

If you can't dance, if you can't dance
If you can't dance, if you can't dance, if you can't dance to this
you can't do nothing for me baby.
If you can't dance, if you can't dance
If you can't dance, if you can't dance, if you can't dance to this
you can't do nothing for me baby.

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