(chris lindsey/stephonie seekel)

Why cant i?
G.i. joe moved to mexico
Hes hiding from the irs
Wearing diamond rings and livin like a king
At an undisclosed address
Superman flew to japan
Gave up fightin crime
Hes doin commercials for compact cars
Livin in a big high rise

Everybodys gotta grow up sometime
To get a little slice of that big ol american pie
Yeah, everybodys gotta grow up sometime
Why cant i?

The ol lone ranger bought an rv park
Somewhere in arizona
And tonto built a big casino
And owns half of oklahoma
Barbie and ken, they got a divorce
I guess thats the way it goes
She got the house and the accessories
And told ken to hit the road

Everybodys gotta grow up sometime
To get a little slice of that big ol american pie
Yeah, everybodys gotta grow up sometime
Why cant i?

All of my heroes abandoned their egos
And left me at home on the range
Im still stuck and Im still down on my luck
Waitin for something to change

Everybodys gotta grow up sometime
To get a little slice of that big ol american pie
Yeah, everybodys gotta grow up sometime
Why cant i?

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