Isn't it nice?
Sugar and spice?
Luring disco dollies
To a life of vice
I could make a film,
And make you my star,
You'd be a natural
The way you are
I would like you on a long black lead
I would parade you down the high street
You've got the attraction
You got the pulling power
Walk my little doggie
Walk my little sex dwarf (here doggie doggie)
We could be a team
We'll make a scene
Making the headlines
Sounds like a dream
When we hit the floor
You just watch them move aside
We will take them for a ride of rides
They all love your miniature ways,
You know what they say about small boys (yes, I know)
Sex dwarf
Look it's so huge!
We'll look so good,
We'll knock 'em cold,
Knocking 'em cold
In black and gold
Isn't it nice?
Sugar and spice,
Luring disco dollies
To a life of vice...
Sex dwarf,
Isn't it nice?
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice...
Sex dwarf
We'll look so good,
We'll knock em cold,
Knocking em cold
In black in gold
Sex dwarf,
Isn't it nice,
Luring disco dollies
To a life of vice
(spoken) ooh, that's nice!
He he he he he
(cough cough)
Uh huh huh huh huh huh
How was that?

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