I used to have a son
his name was Tom
I used to be a dad
but now I'm his mom

I went to the doctor
'cause things have gotta change
I want my parts
re-arranged
I started getting smart,
I started getting wise,
I just starting likin' other guys

Woohoo

The girls never liked me,
never gave me a chance
but I just wanted
another man's pants

I went to the park
just the other day
I told everyone
that I was gay

I started to run, run real fast
because this scary male
was tryin' to
kick my ass

Woah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Woah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

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