I sold your Rolex
To buy that gold Versace dress
I set free your whiny French poodle
So you can get your beauty rest
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And I did it all for you
I did it all (I did it all) for you
This Christmas (this Christmas)
All your dreams (all your dreams)
Will come true
I put your mother on a Greyhound (you did what?)
Youd always hoped shed have the chance to see the world
(Leave our mom alone) now she can
I torched your Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issues (no, no, no, no)
So I could be your only girl, and now I am
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How can I forget
All youve done for me, Ill get you yet
This is the season to give
But I can never forgive the damage that youve done
(Damage that youve done)
This must be love
I sank your bass boat (not my bass boat, no, no, no)
So youd have more time to spend with me
I hocked your grandmas diamond earrings
For the down payment on my SUV
(Fully loaded, heated seats, in hunter green, is this for me?)
[chorus]

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