It was all right there in front me
While on a club kid's high
On old folder labeled photography
With naked photos inside
Acting as if it were not happening
Were dead rappers on the television rapping

If you not scared then they're gonna make you
Feel your head tumble like the London Bridge
Dear tonight they've got you in their antenna
And their tracking
Wonder Twins activate! Megatron rejuvinate!

They're scheming on a way
To get you into bed

If this is nightlife then bring back the sun
Go ahead and count me out
All the boys with their headtrip calamaties
Scope girls that fall prey to them unwillingly

If you not scared then they're gonna make you
Feel your head tumble like the London Bridge
Dear tonight they've got you in their antenna
And their tracking
Wonder Twins activate! Megatron rejuvinate!

They're scheming on a way
To get you into bed

When we're old and gray and uncapabale
Of any rational jive
I'm gonna bribe the nurses
To pull the plugs that keep them alive
So untie your shoes cause your drowning
From all the pressure and tension that's mounting

Taken by fashion and a pretty face
Unaware of the webs that they weave
See first hand the game that they
Throw out like Michael Jordan
Kit, kick the turbo on!
Transformers transform!

They're scheming on a way
To get you into bed

Send "Kill The Barflies" Ringtone to your Cell