I was skating down the pavement
It was a warm and sunny day
I saw a nun coming walking
She was coming my way

But I could not stop
Could not turn away
She had to jump aside
She almost ruined my day

There came a car and hit the nun
Now she was dead bleeding in the sun
I felt guilty, I felt sad
But after all I still could be glad
'Cause I don't believe in God... anyway
I was really sorry but what is done is done
...So I skated on
And I smiled at the world
And the world smiled at me

I met a friend he told me not to care
Went home to my place and we drank some beer
I felt better and I was not sad
And after all I still could be glad
'Cause I don't believe in God... anyway
I was really sorry but what is done is done
...so I skated on
And I smiled at the world
And the world smiled at me

What if I go to hell
To suffer pain that never ends
I'll probably be there with my friends
...Drinking beer for killing a nun

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