Well I aint sweet sweet oochie coochie moody
Brown-skinned cutie with a big bootie
And two big tootie-toots up front, check it
Your butt-naked premonitions have been dissed
Mr. me-being-a-ho has just drifted into the abyss
So we wont twist up like pretzels
And set your sights on a bona-fide ho requisites
If any of these sentences have you confused
Ill make it simple just for you, check it

Chorus
No, you cant get my number
No, Im not going home with you after the jam
Check it out - emphatically no

[next verse, time to make your head burst]

Baby, I just met you
How could you expect me to respect you
And lay next to you in the bedroom?
And let you boom-boom pow-pow with my face down
Just because you think Im cute?
I got suped boots and all of your pursuits
Have led to the bed so we can go dilla
So we can go loup-de-lay
Im not your baby, I dont wanh-wanh
You pitiful excuse for a house-trained pet
Youre just stress and aggravation
Just because you said come over
Dont mean I wanna smell your stinkin breath
So...

Chorus

Listen, mister, you may possess to be in
Yes, we could be friends or perhaps we could go out on a date
Then again...no
Cuz you get no wins for salt-n-pepa
Were more than just a pair of flavored skin (? ? )
? ? ? grand finale
Were on our way to cali first-class
So miss, I truely wish you would dash
And stop rubbin up on my buttcheeks
See...

Chorus

Hell no, now bust it
Yes, Id like a drink, but I dont think
That you can get me drunk enough to lay with your skunk
On your patch armpits, make me wanna hot spit
Hot spa-doohy, groovy guy youre not
Glances at my chest
Freshie, youre lusting for my flesh
Slow like a mole that cant find his hole
Float cousin, the hornets keep buzzin as I say...

Chorus

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