(words & music by margaret a roche)

Do I wanna be a dog?
Any diddlin male would do
If I was a damned old dog
I wouldnt be fussy for you

Do I wanna be a housebroken dog
Eat better than an indian
I dont wanna be a damned old dog
I just wanna lick your chin again

I thought that I could convince you
I thought that I could get through
Chew out a hole in the fence you
Barked up between me and you

Limpin around in the moonlight
Coverin up what I did
Words decompose all around me
Nuisances I committed

Do I wanna be a dog
Cut the heat out of me
If I was a damned old dog
I wouldnt have to goddamn human be

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