By paul westerberg

Get them fingerprints off of this glass
Wanna keep your job you better start kissing somebodys ass
Excuse me miss
I gotta get under your feet
Oh, one day honey when I aint got this broom
Ill get you in a room in between some filthy sheets

Cuz Im a bad worker
My father would be ashamed
Im a bad bad worker
Ill give you minimum effort for a minimum wage

Drag my vaccum in the office of a courtroom star
Crossing the street, I didnt wipe, I was tracking tar

All I need in another one and simple no
(all I need is another warnin slip, oh no ? )
Well I drank a cup of coffee and I read a magazine
Looking for the boss who was nowhere to be seen

Cuz Im a bad worker
My father would be ashamed
Im a bad bad worker
Ill give you minimum effort for a minimum wage

An eye for an eye
A tooth for a tooth
Vote for me
And Ill set everybody
Maybe lay everybody off

Get them fingerprints off of my neck
Sure you havent cleaned in the office yet
Finish that cigarette on your own sweet time
Worked so hard I aint got a pocket full of dime, quarter or a penny

Cuz Im a bad worker
My father would be ashamed
Im a bad bad worker
Give you minimum effort for a minimum wage
Give you minimum effort for a minimum wage

Send "Bad Worker" Ringtone to your Cell