Mark--
Tell the folks at home
What you're doing Roger...

Roger--
I'm writing one great song

Mark--
The phone rings

Roger--
Yes!

Mark--
We screen

(Speak)

Collins--
Chesnuts roasting...

Mark and Roger--
Collins!

Collins--
I'm downstairs

Mark--
Hey!

Collins--
Roger picked up the phone?

Mark--
No it's me

Collins--
Throw down the key

Mark--
A wild night is now preordained

Collins--
I may be detained
(Bang Bang)

Mark--
What does he mean... (Phone rings) What do you mean detained?!

Benny--
Ho Ho Ho

Mark and Roger--
Benny! Sh*t

Benny--
Dudes i'm on my way

Mark and Roger--
Great! F*ck

Benny--
I need the rent

Mark--
What rent?

Benny--
Last year's rent which I let slide

Mark--
Let slide? You said we were golden

Roger--
When you bought the building

Mark--
When we were roomates

Roger--
Remember, you lived here

Benny--
How could I forget. You, me, Collins and Mauren...how is the drama queen?

Mark--
She's preforming tonight

Benny--
I know. Still her production manager?

Mark--
Two days ago I was bumped

Benny--
You still dating her?

Mark--
Last month I was dumped

Roger--
She's in love!

Benny--
She got a new man?

Mark--
Well no

Benny--
What's his name?

Mark and Roger--
Joanne

Benny--
Rent my amigos is due, or I will have to evict you. Be there in a few.

(Guitar chords)

Mark--
The power blows!

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