Song:
Bartender I really did it this time
Broke my parole to have a good time
When I got home it was 6 AM
The door was locked so I kicked it in
She was trippin’ on the bills
I think she was high on some pills
She threw my s*** out into the yard
Then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard
And in my drunken stupor
I did what I should have never done
and now I’m sittin’ here, talking to you
Drunk and on the run

I’m sittin’ at a bar on the inside
Waitin’ for my ride on the outside
She stole my heart, in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her fuckin car
And crashed that piece of shit an' then stepped away

Ya know Moe, I’ll probably get ten years
So just give me beers till they get here
Yea I know the sun is comin’ up
And y'all are probably gettin' ready for closin’up
But im trying to drown my soul
Im tired of this life on the dirt road
And everything that I love is gone
And I’m tired of hangin on
She got me sittin’ at a bar on the inside
Waitin’ for my ride on the outside
She stole my heart, in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her fuckin car
And crashed that piece of shit an' then stepped away

Rap:
Guess it was meant to be
Romance is misery
So much for memories
And now I am headed to the penitentiary
See me on TV
The next cop series
I am a danger
I guess I should have did something about my anger
But I never learn
Real things I don’t concern
I pour kerosene on everything I love
And watch it burn
I know it’s my fault
But I wasn’t happy it was over
She threw a fit
So I crashed that piece of s*** nova

song:
And now I'm goin' back again
Back to the pen to see my friends
And when we all pile out that county van
There gonna ask me where I've been
I've been at a bar on the inside
Waitin’ for my ride on the outside
She stole my heart, in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her fuckin car
And crashed that piece of shit an' then stepped away

Fades out:
Laaa laaaa la laa la la laaaa laaa laaa la la la laaaa

Well I'm sittin at bar on the inside
Aand I'm waiting on my ride on the outside,
You know i crashed that piece of s***, then i stepped away

Yeaaaaaah, I stepped away.
You know i crashed that piece of s***,
And then I stepped away

Heyyyyyyyy
Laaa
Laaa laaaa la laa la la laaaa laaa laaa la la la laaaa
Hey you bas****
Laaaa
Laaa laaaa la laa la la laaaa laaa laaa la la la laaaa
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