if i could calculate a score of unbelievable acts
stand my head juggle three alley cats
take out the king kong
still feel strong
unleash voodoo with the use of a chicken
bat feet frogs tongue and not take a licken
walk in the rain plugged into a toaster
i get a charge but still feel the mosta
take out the mummy the werewolf and dog man
save a drowning princess from the toxic avenger's plan
head on with godzilla and not flinch a muscle
outwit captain kurk without the slightest of hussle
drown a fish or maybe push a bird off a cliff
say no to the go-go but then take on a fat spliff
grow an extra arm coming out of my forehead
back from the grave to walk with the undead
i couldn't do it
could you do it?
i couldn't do it
could you do it?
i could nurture a flower to grow into a triffid
spit lethal poison leave your body rigid
talk to satan talk to god
standing in the flesh with my hand on my big...
i couldn't do it
could you do it?
i couldn't do it
could you do it?
i couldn't do it
yeah you know it
if i could calculate a score of unbelievable acts
stand my head juggle three alley cats
take out the king kong
still feel strong
unleash voodoo with the use of a chicken
bat feet frogs tongue and not take a licken
walk in the rain plugged into a toaster
i get a charge but still feel the mosta
take out the mummy the werewolf and dog man
save a drowning princess from the toxic avenger's plan
head on with godzilla and not flinch a muscle
outwit captain kurk without the slightest of hussle
drown a fish or maybe push a bird off a cliff
say no to the go-go but then take on a fat spliff
grow an extra arm coming out of my forehead
back from the grave to walk with the undead
i couldn't do it
could you do it?
i couldn't do it
could you do it?

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