So just how far down do you wanna go?
And we could talk it out over a cup of joe
And you could look deep into my eyes like I was a supermodel.
uh huh
Well it's you and me baby no one else we can trust
We'll say nothing to no one, no how or we bust
And never crack a smile or flinch or cry for nobody.
uh huh

CHORUS
Well give your ID card to the border guard.
Yeah your alias says you’re Capt. Jean-Luc Picard
Of the United Federation of Planets
'Cuz he won't speak English anyway
Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people
So meet me at the mission at midnight, we'll divvy up there.
Oh everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people
Well I got the pistol so I'll keep the pesos.
Yeah and that seems fair.

So put the sugar in the tank of the sheriff's car
And slash the deputy's tires and they won't get very far
When they finally get the word that there's been a hold up.
uh huh

CHORUS (x2)

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