I know a girl, she's got a dream
I met her over by the tammy machine
Universal love in the unisex
Multiple orgasm at the multiplex
She was making eyes at me
She told me, and I had to agree
That doesn't look much like luxury
She went down to the tammy store
And started dripping all over the floor
I don't think you understand
I know a girl, she's got a dream
Don't put no money in the tammy machine
Now you know just what to do
Get down ladies 'cos you got nothing to lose

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