Of all the things I don't wanna do
Is sit and bite off more than I can chew
I used to have a job but now I'm through.
I guess I'm pretty stupid, but so are you.
'Cause I'm useless.
My girlfriend went and left me.
My landlord kicked me out.
I'm lonely scared and smelly
I wanna die, but don't know how.
He's seven years old, and he's dying of old age.
And I don't give a fuck about any of you limp wristed funny boys
But I'm useless.
But I'm useless.
But I'm useless.
But I'm useless.
Useless!
Useless!
Useless!
Useless!
Useless!

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