Happy with no teeth
Happy here in hibernation
Slurpin on a peach
Starin at the situation
Kitty on my foot
Meowin out a conversation
Rockin back and forth
Thats my only destination

Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
And that old man is me!

Got a two string on my lap
Total subsonic vacation
Got chicken on the drums,
Poundin out a perfect prescription
Got twenty little worms
Ill plug in some amplification
Got fifteen hundred base drum - luggin bug-eyed monkeys
All arriving at the station

Im sittin on the back porch, kickin my legs back,
Rockin in my rocking chair, and sittin there
On the little back porch is about to fall apart
So I think I might repair it
Just as Im thinkin about repairin it,
Some little friends come along
With some two-string, one-string, no-string guitars
And they all plug em all in to the back porch
And they sit around playin all their favorite songs
Theys kickin back feelin real good,
Real fine, real full of the wine
And everythings fine, everythings beautiful,
Everythings great, I just feel so good
You know Im seventy years old
And Im slurpin everything through a straw

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