I saw the billboard and thought of you
Low hanging balls, round and smooth
I dont smoke, aint gonna start
Just cause they made public a private part
They give pleasure, let there be no doubt
I like having one in my mouth
I want to touch your joe camel
And while were at it, reach out and grab it
Touch my joe camel
Take those shades off your head
Lets see em perched between your legs
Those frames you wear, hard and metallic
Look good on top of something phallic
Sneak up on you from the back
Reach round front, feel your hardpack
The company denies it all
They say its not a cock and balls
Little kids, even they understand
Its not a camels face, but a sexual gland
They don´t know what its doing to us
I get turned on just by seeing a bus

Send "Touch My Joe Camel" Ringtone to your Cell