Bell on door clanks come on in
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down chair don't be afraid
Steamed hot towel on my face
I was shaved
I was shamed
I was shaved

Barney ties me to the chair
I can't see, I'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip
Pee-pee pressed against my lips

I was shaved
I was shamed
I was shaved

I sense others in the room
Opey Aunt Bea I presume
They take turns and cut me up
I died smothered in Andy's butt

I was shamed
I was shamed
I was shaved

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