he was my friend,
iWas never alone,
he dug a hole,
and he buried his bone,
but then there was one night,
that iStill cant recall,
when i got really drunk,
and my dog licked my balls,
my dog licked my balls,
my dog licked my balls,
he was jus one foot tall,
that dog licked my balls,
iFell to the floor,
all that booze made me faint,
he was scared iWas hurt,
stuck his nose in my taint,
iWoke with a start,
iCouldnt pretend,
cause iJus hooked up,
with my very bestfriend,
my dog licked my balls,
my dog licked my balls,
iPicked him up at tha mall,
whod knew one day that he'd lick my balls,
and one day he died,
and iSat there and cried,
all alone in my house iSat,
and iWent out and bought me a cat,
and that cat licked my balls,
that pussy licked my balls,
he choked on a hairball cause he took it all,
man it really made me miss my dog,
because my dog licked my boss,
the dog licked my balls,
my dog licked my balls,
iMiss him so much because my dog licked my balls.!

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