I´m the one that can make you come
I´m the one who can make you high
I´m the one who´s a lot more fun
So run away from that guy

I´m the one who has hard meat
Leave yer man its time to cheat
Keep yer eye on the clock
When the bell rings it´s time for cock

Split the square
You know where
Split the square
And I´ll meet you there

I´m the one who can make you come
A drunken bed hoppin´ bum
Get you drunk on cheap wine
Then let´s get naked and sixty nine

Split the square
And I´ll meet you there
Split the square
For the man with no hair

Lets get us a cheap motel
That´s how ya fuck old El
All things that we planned
Get away from yer man

Split the square
And I´ll be there
The bald man with no hair
Split the square

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