Cannabis College Lyrics by Jason Mraz
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Send "Cannabis College" Ringtone to your Cell
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Registration starts at eight
Don't be late or else
That's eight as in the evening time
Classes begin around nine or twelve
We'll study each and every flower
Per credit hour
Then all devour a box of Krispy Kreme
And if you grow your knowledge tree
Hydroponically
Then come with me, it is, it is, it is, to Cannabis College
Instead of writing boring papers
You'll be rolling all your tests and all your quizzes
You'll be curing common glaucoma
Convinced you're acing physics
You'll be setting quite a fine example
Coring apples and carving cans
You passed your first exam
You can take your notes and tokes
Of signals made of smoke
No joke it is, off you go to Cannabis College
And in the basement laboratory they're teaching short term memory
Can anybody tell me where they're teaching short term memory?
Tell me have you met Professor Chong
He's been here who knows how long
His lectures often study classics
From Northern Cal to Oregon
Throughout the days it's Dr. Dre
And Dark Side of the Moon
And Purple Haze
And some randoms buy Pat Boone
With THC Ph. D's
A BA in euphoria
Avoid the military
Minoring in paranoia
Job offers aplenty with GPAs at 4 point 20
Get the blunted edge
A certificate that says
I made it through college
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Don't be late or else
That's eight as in the evening time
Classes begin around nine or twelve
We'll study each and every flower
Per credit hour
Then all devour a box of Krispy Kreme
And if you grow your knowledge tree
Hydroponically
Then come with me, it is, it is, it is, to Cannabis College
Instead of writing boring papers
You'll be rolling all your tests and all your quizzes
You'll be curing common glaucoma
Convinced you're acing physics
You'll be setting quite a fine example
Coring apples and carving cans
You passed your first exam
You can take your notes and tokes
Of signals made of smoke
No joke it is, off you go to Cannabis College
And in the basement laboratory they're teaching short term memory
Can anybody tell me where they're teaching short term memory?
Tell me have you met Professor Chong
He's been here who knows how long
His lectures often study classics
From Northern Cal to Oregon
Throughout the days it's Dr. Dre
And Dark Side of the Moon
And Purple Haze
And some randoms buy Pat Boone
With THC Ph. D's
A BA in euphoria
Avoid the military
Minoring in paranoia
Job offers aplenty with GPAs at 4 point 20
Get the blunted edge
A certificate that says
I made it through college
Send "Cannabis College" Ringtone to your Cell
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