Jump outta bed, and I head for the grapenuts,
Eat em quick, or they soggy, and that sucks,
Try to find a clean pair of socks, and a shirt,
Still sport the same drawers, even though they hurt.
In the fridge theres a faygo, it tastes ill,
Cuz its fatter that a bitch on a big wheel!
I got a few moneybacks, and a little change,
So Im headed to the store, when the phone rings:
What up, man check it out, I know this bitch,
She gots another friend with her, and her dads rich,
If we find us a ride up to rynethat,
Garunteed, we can fuck em both on the spot!
Oh shit, lemme call bill-bill,
I wanna go and let my nuts do the windmill,
He aint home, fuck, Ill call mike clark,
Cuz I know he can get the fuckin skylark,
He said he can, but hes broke, and it needs gas,
But I wanna buy this faygo - think fast!
I know my brother jump steadys got a few bones,
But thats gonna do us shit when he aint home!
Nevermind, j, legs loned me a ten,
No need to get punched in ya head again,
Tell mike to scoop me up right away,
And then faygos and nuttin hoes all day!
Fuck yeah, throw my pro wings on my feet,
Lock the house, and wait for em in the street,
I wish I had a piece of gum, or somethin, fuck,
My mouth still kinda tastes like grape nuts.
Here they come, nope, it wasnt them,
Seems like the same cars drivin by again,
It pulls upéé
Hey, man, youre in lucké
W-whatd you say, man?
Boom.
Fuck.