THIS SONG IS CALLED THE WITCH
(Violent J) friends don’t come easy and this I know and
every time I make one they always say they gotta go
I wanna talk with people and look them in the face
I wanna take a quick ride, homicide, then I confide in you
and I can love you and technically even though your dead
you'll always be around me cause in keeping your head
I keep heads on shelves everywhere in my cellar
I even own the melon of a dead fortune teller
the rotten ones I keep em up in fat pickle jars
and the new ones we lay on the lawn and look at the stars
it's illegal, I know, but so is smoking weed
and who the fuck gives a fuck when you have a need
I collect human heads fresh up off the neck
face, lips, hair, nose, ears, gimmie dat

FACES PEOPLE KNOW MORE THAN NAMES. THE HAIR IS THERE AND ALL THE BRAINS YOUR HEAD WOULD MEAN SO MUCH TO ME...
YOUR HEAD WOULD MEAN SO MUCH TO ME...
(Shaggy) I WONT DISS YOU, YOU WANNA WEAR A HAT? WHAT? HOW YOU WANT YOUR EYELIDS OPEN OR SHUT?
(Violent J)YOUR HEAD WOULD MEAN SO MUCH TO ME...
YOUR HEAD WOULD MEAN SO MUCH TO ME...

sometimes I put em in my bowling bag and bring em to work
play with their hair, under my desk, with my foot
they're like stuffed animals all over the bed human heads
Pam, Jennifer, Hubert, and Ted
I even put one in the shower water comes out the mouth
I kick a few around the yard when I feel like going out
I blow air in the mouth piece and duct tape it shut
bring em in the pool, and the heads will float up
I’m not a sicko, yo, though I’ve had girlfriends
I even put their make up on and take em for a spin
I’m not a murderer like that, not really
only every Halloween the house do look kinda silly
you know the homeless people that be bothering you for change?
almost all of my collection, from them is where they came
I’m not insane about it, it's just the world is to crowded
and maybe I’m do something a motherfuckin 'bout it

FACES PEOPLE KNOW MORE THAN NAMES. THE HAIR IS THERE AND ALL THE BRAINS YOUR HEAD WOULD MEAN SO MUCH TO ME...
YOUR HEAD WOULD MEAN SO MUCH TO ME...
(Shaggy) I WONT DISS YOU, YOU WANNA WEAR A HAT? WHAT? HOW YOU WANT YOUR EYELIDS OPEN OR SHUT?
(Violent J)YOUR HEAD WOULD MEAN SO MUCH TO ME...
YOUR HEAD WOULD MEAN SO MUCH TO ME...

I need some therapy to help me deal with this shit
Dr. Wigglefarmer, I need to make a visit
he told me heads are normal but I gotta brush their teeth
so now I’m brushing four mouths at a time using my feet
he also told me to keep them from the dog
but I already knew that, she chew the faces off
and then Dr. Wigglefarmer asked me for a couple
I went to my bag and gave him two like "No Trouble"
now I got some therapy I’m feeling much better
I’m happy forever. me and my craniums together
they all over the house and they roll around the floor
and if it's got an afro, then I use if for a pillow
I’m ill though, I never should've worried anyway
I shoot hoops and don’t care what people say
you can ask Dr. Wigglefarmer for yourself
he's the 3rd head down, top row, second shelf

FACES PEOPLE KNOW MORE THAN NAMES. THE HAIR IS THERE AND ALL THE BRAINS YOUR HEAD WOULD MEAN SO MUCH TO ME...
YOUR HEAD WOULD MEAN SO MUCH TO ME...
(Shaggy) I WONT DISS YOU, YOU WANNA WEAR A HAT? WHAT? HOW YOU WANT YOUR EYELIDS OPEN OR SHUT?
(Violent J)YOUR HEAD WOULD MEAN SO MUCH TO ME...
YOUR HEAD WOULD MEAN SO MUCH TO ME...

FACES PEOPLE KNOW MORE THAN NAMES. THE HAIR IS THERE AND ALL THE BRAINS YOUR HEAD WOULD MEAN SO MUCH TO ME...
YOUR HEAD WOULD MEAN SO MUCH TO ME...
(Shaggy) I WONT DISS YOU, YOU WANNA WEAR A HAT? WHAT? HOW YOU WANT YOUR EYELIDS OPEN OR SHUT?
(Violent J)YOUR HEAD WOULD MEAN SO MUCH TO ME...
YOUR HEAD WOULD MEAN SO MUCH TO ME...



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Thanks to (Dick Chodeson) for correcting these lyrics. Feb 1, 2008

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