Announcer:

500 hertz at reference fluxivity
Set gain for asthmath, face, and frequency response callibration

Announcer (Synthesized):

Good evenin', y'all (Hello, where's the mic?)
Today's lesson funk, shall begin in just a few (Immature)
We're gonna drop some signs on you about, two
No three, no, yeah three, "Funketeers"
Yeah, let's see on the scale from 1 to 10 on your funk meter
How do you rate your funk?
What these 3 dope brothers gonna be droppin' some new jack funk for you
Comin' at you in the nine-two
Straight takin' over thangs
Yeah, with the crazy hype ghetto beats
Smooth ballad, kickin' R&B, with a hip-hop cut
Or should I say hip-pop
Yeah, psychological is definitely the concept
Bringin' you that, excitertainment
Immature, and the disciples of the new funk era
The new-jack funk thing
Marq, Romeo and Don
Yeah, well I see right now I'm gonna have to jet out of here
We're gonna be jamming this frequency
So y'all ain't gonna be hearin' from me in a while
We're gonna bring you back in with this interview
I just wanna say peace (Immature)
And I'm outtey, like sour-ey

Interviewer: So Immature, I see here that your music, is psychological?
Please explain.
Batman: Psychological is you know like, crazy
Dope weird stuff, ya know
Half-Pint: Like a crazy dome
Interviewer: Oh I get it, ok. Wh-what is new-jack funk?
Batman: New-jack funk is just like, crazy, dope, hype beats, ya know?
Interviewer: Yeah?
Batman/Pint: To keep the crowd jumping (Hip-hop music)
Interviewer: So you guys are like into rhythm and blues?
Half-Pint: Not rhythm and blues
Romeo/Pint: Rhythm and beats
Interviewer: Ah, I see that you don't have any price tags on your clothes
Batman: Been there
Immature: Done it
Interviewer: And your clothes, they're not on backwards or anything
Batman: Been there
Immature: Done it
Batman: Hey yo, man, this interview is nervous, man
Romeo: Yo lend us that 'Honey Dip' out there
Batman: Oh dang
Half-Pint: Check out here onions
Batman: Oh dang, she got a ghetto booty

IMMATURE

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