Youre a silence on the phone
Yore a song with just one f***ing note
And Im clued out cole
Like an off-color joke
When I call collect to nyc
Everybody learns eventually
To go hang it up
You go hang it up
Its really really easy

Yeah I put your letter down
But this graffiti finds its way around
I want to talk
Why you want to stop?
Its impossible for me

So heres my trick: when I hear your hello
I know Im listening to alcohol
Oh, Im drunk on a call

I heard you found some other guy
Some high note you thought I couldnt hit
But I never tried
No I never did

Send "Collect To Nyc" Ringtone to your Cell