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Intro c c c g bb f c g bb f

C g bb f c g bb f
No more pretending now, the albatross is dying in its nest c g
The company is crippling me, bb f am am
The worst trying to ruin the best, the best
Bb c
Their promotions so lame
Bb c
They could never ever take it to the real ball game
F g
Maybe they think Im a pet
F
Well Ive got all the diseases g g g
Im breaking out in sweat, you bet, because

Chorus
C g bb f
I got, mercury poisoning
C g bb f
Its fatal and it dont get better
C g bb f
I got, mercury poisoning bb c g bb f c g bb f
The best kept secret in the we--est, hey the we--est

The boys and me are getting real well known around town
But every time we try to spread the action
Someone always brings it down, down
I ate the orange and I dont feel well
For them its inconvenience for me its hell
The geriatric staff think were freaks
They couldnt sell kebabs to the greeks, the geeks
Inaction speaks, and

Chorus

Bridge
Am g am g
Is this a russian conspiracy, no its just idiocy
F g
Is this a chinese burn
Am g am g
I gotta dinosaur for a representative
F g
Its got a small brain and refuses to learn

Bb f g
Their promotions so lame
Bb f g
They could never ever take it to the real ball game
F g
Listen I aint a pet
F g
I aint a token hipster, in your monopoly set g
You bet because

Chorus, plus
Yeah the best kept secret in the west the best kept secret in the west
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