We were on our way to flagstaff
Driving up that windy road
With two roadworthy vehicles
And one hellacious load
Somehow they fell behind us
We thought wed meet them there
But here we are in flagstaff
And the vans christ knows where
And Im still wondering where those bastards are
Theyre probably swilling in some sedona bar
I think Ill have a cigarette and Ill sit here on the car
cause Im still wondering where those bastards are
Well they didnt bother calling
They knew just where wed be
The band was told to start at nine
And now its ten-fifteen
If we dont get set up and play
The bar will close its doors
Then well have to pay for our way home
By sweeping up the floors
But Im still wondering where those bastards are
Theyre probably swilling in some sedona bar
I think Ill have a cigarette and Ill sit here on the car
cause Im still wondering where those bastards are
The owner told us flatly
We wont play here again
Until hell freezes over,
Perhaps not even then
Well its time to leave this empty bar
Its closing anyway
You might say were shit out of luck
But all that I can say is...
Im still wondering where those bastards
Theyre probably swilling in some sedona bar
I think Ill have a cigarette and Ill sit here on the car
cause Im still wondering where those bastards are.

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