Good morning america, youre my favorite t. v. show
Slow down now, Ive a headache,
Sometimes its hard to think,
The phone rings how are you? oh! Im not up to much
You dont say, oh really! itll end.... end in tears

Here I go again,
All I have is what I might have been
Wheres my long lost friends?
Somewhere over the rainbow

When the dark clouds come,
The angel valium will call
To take me far away,
To a place where I dont have to feel

Im happy as I hoover, its one oclock, time for lunch
Marshmallows with coffee,
Cant forget my slimfast drink,
The gardens depressing, I think I need a hair-do
A gin and a tonic, ah! that should do the trick

Here I go again,
All I have is what I might have been
Wheres my long lost friends?
Somewhere over the rainbow

When the dark clouds come,
The angel valium will call
To take me far away,
To a place where I dont have to feel

Its monday afternoon, the kids are off at school
Sunset boulevard, the channel four matinee
Sit down, relax with a nice cup of tea....
.... oh! the sweet smell of butane.... and humdrum.
.... gloria swanson.... from here to eternity....

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