Stewie: I’m the greatest captain of the queens navy.

Sailors: And your record will stand as proof.

Stewie: Be it a galley or a freighter, I’m an expert navigator.

Sailors: And your also a world class poof.

Stewie: My manner quite effete is mistaken on the street for a sailor who can piroette-on-que, well dispite your point-of-view I can thrill a girl or two, but I’d rather get it on with you.

Sailors: Hahaha.

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