(lyrics are written by Fall Out Boy) I'm coming apart at the seams
Pitching myself for leads in other people's dreams
Now buzz, buzz, buzz
Doc, there's a hole where something was
Doc, there's a hole where something was

Fell outta bed,
Butterfly bandage, but don't worry--
You'll never remember, your head is far too blurry.
Put him in the back of a squad car,
Restrain that man!
He needs his head put through a catscan!
Hey Editor-- I'm undeniable!
Hey Doctor-- I'm certifiable!

I'm a loose bolt of a complete machine
What a match
I'm half doomed and you're semi-sweet

So boycott love
Detox just to retox
And I'd promise you anything for another shot at life
Imperfect boys with their perfect lives
Nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy

Little girl, you got me staring odd
Or -- or was that just a telescopic camera lie?
Painting doors in the highway truckstop stalls (of love)
Lockless jails that deny my rules
All the rookies leave your badge and gun on the desk when you leave the room

I'm a loose bolt of a complete machine
What a match:
I'm half doomed and you're semi-sweet

Boycott love
Detox just to retox
And i'd promise you anything for another shot at life (shot at life)
Imperfect boys with their perfect lives
Nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy
(wants to hear you sing about tradgedy)

Detox just to retox
Detox just to retox
Detox just to retox
Detox just to retox

So boycott love (detox just to retox)
Boycott love (detox just to retox)
Boycott love (detox just to retox)
Boycott love (detox just to retox)
So boycott love (boycott love)
Detox just to retox
And i'd promise you anything for another shot at life
Imperfect boys with their perfect lives
Nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy
Wants to hear you sing
Nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy
Wants to hear you sing about tragedy
wooohhh'

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