Sweatin' hard, I didn't get a shot
All I did was stand around and get too hot
Knowin' all the people wasn’t on my side
Losin' all my money and I'm getting tired
All the women come around him like he's Getty's son
Makes you kind of jealous but it sure is fun
I don't mind, but he wants my lady too
You know the crowd gets bigger as the word goes 'round
Pool hall king was playin' back in town
Minnesota Fats standin' up at the back
Tryin' to hide himself in a plastic mac
You ought to hear the silence when the kid walks in
His reputation's bigger than gasoline
I don't mind but he's tryin' to feel my lady too
Pool Hall Richard, you're far too wicked we know
Pool Hall Richard, kid you're wicked, we know
You broke more hearts than a gigolo could ever do
With your yellow carnation and your pink satin suit
You make me jealous but I worship you
One day soon I'm gonna beat you clean
Wipe that smile right off your chin
Everybody gonna drive from miles around
Quein' up to see me take away your crown
Then you'll never never ever take my lady love
Pool Hall Richard, you're far too wicked we know
Yes we do
Pool Hall Richard, kid you're wicked, we know
You broke more hearts than a gigolo could ever do
Dig this
Bang goes the brown, that's another one down
Know they play much better when the sun gone down
Bang goes the green, you're so obscene
Your hands are dirty but your skin is clean
Bang goes the blue, lock away your cue
The pool hall king is hustlin' you
Bang goes the 8-ball, didn't see it spin at all
This kid can play, oh yeah
Bam goes the brown, ooh another one down
Know they play much better now the gone down
Bang goes the green, you're so obscene
Your hands are dirty, your scent is clean
Down the pink, one more to sink
Gonna beat you someday 'cause you're makin' me sick
Down on the black, at the back of the pack
Ah, you nearly missed, you ain't so hot
Woooh wooh
Pool Hall Richard, kid you're wicked, we know
You broke more hearts than a gigolo could ever do
You're breakin' my heart
Cos you're stealin' my tart, noooh nooh no
Aoow Aoow Aoow Aoow Aoow
Shut up

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