I'm doc, doc, doctor Dick
And when you're feeling sick, Babe, I know a trick
It's sex, it's sex, you'll be feelin' alright
Hey, let's have sex together and forever tonight
I'm your doc, doc, doctor doctor Dick
And I gonna heal you with my favorite trick
So undress, please undress, but don't be a sweaper
I will touch you, I will touch you, d-d-d-deeper

Come on please help me doctor Dick
I need your love I feel so sick
I need a kick and you're so big
Oh doctor please, deep, deep, deeper
Help me doctor Dick
My fever's rising, please come quick
I know you know a little trick
Oh doctor please, deep, deep, deeper

Come on help me doctor Dick
Come on doctor help me quick
D-d-d-d-deeper
Come on help me doctor Dick
Come on doctor help me quick
D-d-d-d-deeper

I'm doc, doc, doctor Dick
Oh baby, I can heal your nervous tick
So lay down, hey lay down
I will check what is wrong

So gather thrill technical it moves you along
I'm your doc, doc, doctor doctor Dick
I can make you feel good, and you can make me big
And for sure, got a cure, cause you're not a dweeper
I will touch you, I will touch you, d-d-deeper

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