Radios a public toilet
A funeral for a friend
Wash your mouth out then puke
And wash it out again
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Is audio intercourse
A stereophonic orgasmic
Lust for passion

Slide it in, grease that pig
And fuck to a different tune

Radio is a pool of urine
A gallon down your throat
Anesthetized in sadness
Ive got the antidote
The answer is so surreal
Press play and just sit back
High fidelity
Aural aphrodisiac

Pillow talk pillow talk
Mattress rock
Seduction in the key of love

Pillow talk pillow talk
Mattress rock
Seduction in the key of love

Slide it in
Grease that pig
Slide it in
Grease that pig

Why wont you send me
Baby send me
Your dirty sheets

Why wont you send me
Baby just send me
Your dirty sheets

It feels so ______
Feels like a lifetime
Since I have been inside you

It feels so ______
Feels like a lifetime
Since I have been inside you

Theres only one way to get what you want
And thats to get it

Theres only one way to get what you want
And thats to get it

Theres only one way to get what you want
And thats to get it

Theres only one way to get what you want
And thats to get it
The right direction

Theres only one way to get what you want
And thats to get it

Slide it in
Grease that pig
Slide it in
Grease that pig

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